Went to wifes ultrasound today and its a.............

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Hooray for you...Get all the sleep you can now...
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Trust me, it won't hit you until you're actually in the delivery room and you get to hold your child for the first time...Of course, I damn near passed out when my twins were born...
 

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CONGRATS!

I have a 9 month old son.

Be patient the first 6 months. Ours was HELL!

After that, it has been a whole lot of fun. Him sleeping from 7 to 7 is something I thought was never going to happen those first 6 months, but he basically flipped a switch when he hit that point.

Do everything you can to keep your girl feeling beautiful.
 

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Words of wisdom.


does this mean i shoulda slapped the absolute sh*t outta my ex when he kept saying GEEZ you're getting fat!!! (espicially after it STAYED that way after numerous pregnancies)?? :(
 

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GOOD NEWS MAV NOW WE HAVE TO HAVE A MAN TO MAN.

YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY GOING TO HIT YOU WITH NAMES FOR YOUR NEW SON.LISTEN KID IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR KID TO BECOME A MENS FIGURE SKATER TAKE MY ADVICE AND GIVE THE KID A MANLY NAME.THE YUPPIES TODAY ARE ALL CALLING THERE KIDS BY THESE FAG NAMES LIKE BEN,DILLON,MAX,SAM,WYATT.

YOU HAVE TO STAND UP TO HER MAV AND PICK OUT A MANLY NAME LIKE JIM,JACK,STEVE BOTTOM LINE KID DONT PICK OUT A FAG NAME FOR YOUR NEW SON OR CHANCES ARE HE WILL GET A BEATING FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

TOUGH KIDS HAVE TOUGH NAMES FAG KIDS HAVE FAG NAMES AND THIS IS GENDER PROFILING.TRUST ME MAV GIVE THE KID A MANS NAME AND MY I SUGGEST (JAMES MAVERICK) IT HAS A NICE RING TO IT.
 

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beantownjim said:
TRUST ME MAV GIVE THE KID A MANS NAME AND MY I SUGGEST (JAMES MAVERICK) IT HAS A NICE RING TO IT.

he'll be on the fast track to porn superstardom.
 

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Congrats my son is 14 months old now and walking (running) everywhere. Enjoy it. It is the most amazing time of your life.

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BahamaMama said:
does this mean i shoulda slapped the absolute sh*t outta my ex when he kept saying GEEZ you're getting fat!!! (espicially after it STAYED that way after numerous pregnancies)?? :(

No, Mama, in your case I think this is what you should have done. :firing: :mj03: Your X is the kind of asshole who makes it hard for deserving dads to get anything to go in their favor in our biased justice system.
 

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HEY MAV LET US KNOW WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR SON HIS NAME AND REMEMBER NO FAG NAMES.I STILL THINK (JAMES) IS A NICE NAME RUN THIS BY YOUR WIFE. :drinky:
 

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CONGRATS!! at least you have manly genes....

My wife and I went to a ultrasound a few months ago, and they are like well its 65% its a girl. WTF??? what kind of odds are those?? i allready have a 3 year old girl. I swear this lady doing the ultrasound was goofy. We were talking about names and she is like I hate the name Peggy, well of course thats the nurse's name, but she liked the name, Georgia. WTF??? Wasn't that the lady's name on What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? My wife and I haven't been back yet to do a ultrasound.
 
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