YTD: 19-11 +3.83 units
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It goes tonight! All callers will get, FREE OF CHARGE, our multi-platinum package for tonight!
No call backs, no e-mails, no fuss, and NO MUSS!
I'm not hear to yell at you, guys. I'm not an "I told you so" type of guy. Did I get on your ass when you failed to use our plays last month? NO!
Did I call you out when you failed to cash on my 7 GOY plays given out last week? NO!
Did I rub your nose in your own shit plays, when they ONCE AGAIN, failed to make you money??????? The answer is always NO!!!!
That shit stops tonight, fellas. If you don't hop on the money train tonight, I will PERSONALLY drive over to your place tonight, and hump your old lady in front of you!!! If you are not man enough to bank these plays, then you sure as hell aint man enough to give me a "beat down", while I service your gal!!!! Put some coin on these games tonight, and buy her something nice! You know you aint making her smile with your "Kentucky Derby" sex! (the "most exciting two minutes in sports")
What do you clowns want from me? I put in the time....I put out the sweat......I crunch the numbers....AND ONLY I have the connections!!!! I have done everything for you, but I can't make the bet for you!!!!!
Tonight, we have two games that will have your man pissing himself! Are you a dime bettor? Maybe a nickel? Maybe even the low-life fuk who only bets a sawbuck a game????? I don't give two squirts of mule piss, boys! Whatever you wager as your "max" bet, DOUBLE IT tonight on this parlay!!!!
("Did he say parlay???")
GET THE CORN OUTTA YOUR EARS, HUCKLEBERRY! That's exactly what he said!!!
I hear you out there......"But parlays are for losers!" You know what? LOSING BETS ARE FOR LOSERS!!!!!! If you could pick winners, would you be reading this thread??? I rest my fuking case!!!!!!
Alright guys.....I almost slipped a disk when I saw these two lines for tonight. I even called a few of the off shores, and asked if they had the right numbers.
Min/Dal over 200'
Linesmakers were smoking crack when they put this number up!
In the past 6 years, Dallas overs are 16-2 in games following a three game stretch where Dallas' final score is an even number!
In the past 4 seasons, the Wolves overs are 14-4 in the game following a game where they were a "pick". (Trend is 5-0 on Tuesday's!)
Boys, on any given day if I tossed you this bone, you would be licking my boots! But hold the phone. I have an extra game for you because.....frankly, I would be remiss in my work if I only gave you the one winner!
Game two!!!!!!!
Guys, this dog is HOWLING!!!! I can't believe they are not favored, to be honest, and this post is all about honesty!
Okay......here's the scoop:
We don't need the points!!!!!!!
We don't even want the stinking points!!!!!
But, by law, NEVADA AND THE OFF SHORES MUST GIVE US THE POINTS!!!!!!!
New York +5'
Miami shot the wad last night against the Bucks! They played solid for 48 minutes, and beat up Milwaukee, like a bully taking your lunch money!!!!! The thing is, what does the bully do once he has your money? That's right, HE STOPS TO COUNT IT!!!!!
While Miami is in New York's backyard, counting last night's cash, YOU, AND THE KNICKS WILL KICK THEM SQUARE IN THE FUN HOUSE!!!!!!
The Knicks will be down in Atlantic City rolling the bones by the end of the game!
......The question is: "Where will you boys be?"
Get the milk money, get the rent, get the kids' college fund, but for CHRIST'S SAKE, get the fuk down on this parlay!!!!!
They say the proof is in the pudding???? Well, I just unzipped my fly, and dropped MY proof smack dab in YOUR MAN'S pudding!!!!
Wake up, and get down on this!!!! I am sick of wiping your noses boys! Time to get on board, and sac up!!!!!
1 unit Parlay:
Min/Dal over 200'/New York +5'
(The views expressed above do not necessarily represent the views, of MadJackSports, or their sponsors...........BUT THEY SURE AS HELL SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!)
------------------------------------------
It goes tonight! All callers will get, FREE OF CHARGE, our multi-platinum package for tonight!
No call backs, no e-mails, no fuss, and NO MUSS!
I'm not hear to yell at you, guys. I'm not an "I told you so" type of guy. Did I get on your ass when you failed to use our plays last month? NO!
Did I call you out when you failed to cash on my 7 GOY plays given out last week? NO!
Did I rub your nose in your own shit plays, when they ONCE AGAIN, failed to make you money??????? The answer is always NO!!!!
That shit stops tonight, fellas. If you don't hop on the money train tonight, I will PERSONALLY drive over to your place tonight, and hump your old lady in front of you!!! If you are not man enough to bank these plays, then you sure as hell aint man enough to give me a "beat down", while I service your gal!!!! Put some coin on these games tonight, and buy her something nice! You know you aint making her smile with your "Kentucky Derby" sex! (the "most exciting two minutes in sports")
What do you clowns want from me? I put in the time....I put out the sweat......I crunch the numbers....AND ONLY I have the connections!!!! I have done everything for you, but I can't make the bet for you!!!!!
Tonight, we have two games that will have your man pissing himself! Are you a dime bettor? Maybe a nickel? Maybe even the low-life fuk who only bets a sawbuck a game????? I don't give two squirts of mule piss, boys! Whatever you wager as your "max" bet, DOUBLE IT tonight on this parlay!!!!
("Did he say parlay???")
GET THE CORN OUTTA YOUR EARS, HUCKLEBERRY! That's exactly what he said!!!
I hear you out there......"But parlays are for losers!" You know what? LOSING BETS ARE FOR LOSERS!!!!!! If you could pick winners, would you be reading this thread??? I rest my fuking case!!!!!!
Alright guys.....I almost slipped a disk when I saw these two lines for tonight. I even called a few of the off shores, and asked if they had the right numbers.
Min/Dal over 200'
Linesmakers were smoking crack when they put this number up!
In the past 6 years, Dallas overs are 16-2 in games following a three game stretch where Dallas' final score is an even number!
In the past 4 seasons, the Wolves overs are 14-4 in the game following a game where they were a "pick". (Trend is 5-0 on Tuesday's!)
Boys, on any given day if I tossed you this bone, you would be licking my boots! But hold the phone. I have an extra game for you because.....frankly, I would be remiss in my work if I only gave you the one winner!
Game two!!!!!!!
Guys, this dog is HOWLING!!!! I can't believe they are not favored, to be honest, and this post is all about honesty!
Okay......here's the scoop:
We don't need the points!!!!!!!
We don't even want the stinking points!!!!!
But, by law, NEVADA AND THE OFF SHORES MUST GIVE US THE POINTS!!!!!!!
New York +5'
Miami shot the wad last night against the Bucks! They played solid for 48 minutes, and beat up Milwaukee, like a bully taking your lunch money!!!!! The thing is, what does the bully do once he has your money? That's right, HE STOPS TO COUNT IT!!!!!
While Miami is in New York's backyard, counting last night's cash, YOU, AND THE KNICKS WILL KICK THEM SQUARE IN THE FUN HOUSE!!!!!!
The Knicks will be down in Atlantic City rolling the bones by the end of the game!
......The question is: "Where will you boys be?"
Get the milk money, get the rent, get the kids' college fund, but for CHRIST'S SAKE, get the fuk down on this parlay!!!!!
They say the proof is in the pudding???? Well, I just unzipped my fly, and dropped MY proof smack dab in YOUR MAN'S pudding!!!!
Wake up, and get down on this!!!! I am sick of wiping your noses boys! Time to get on board, and sac up!!!!!
1 unit Parlay:
Min/Dal over 200'/New York +5'
(The views expressed above do not necessarily represent the views, of MadJackSports, or their sponsors...........BUT THEY SURE AS HELL SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!)
