YTD: 21-12 +3.83 units
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My GOD!!!!!
Did you see the lines for tonight? Did your jaw hit the floor when these numbers came out? My eyes popped out like Ron Jeremy's did when he saw me whip out my scmeckle at the Playboy Mansion back in 2003!!
The guys who set these lines are STONED!!!!
Now listen up fellas, 'cause I'm only gonna say it once. If you rode my coattails last night, it was just one more day when you DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY YOUR MAN!!!!!!! That's right! Your man wasn't laughing at you as he collected, like he does when you play on your own!
Why do you continue to piss down your own back? When you are sick.....you see the doctor! You don't try to figure it out on your own, or give Freeze a call, do you???? When the car goes tits up, you don't just lift the hood and crack the engine with a hammer, like it was your kid eating the last cupcake, do you?????? So why in the fukc do you keep trying to beat your man on your own?
You put me in your corner, and I will kick your man in the giblets 'til he cries like Richard Simons seeing a 400 pound fatty drop 10 dress sizes!!!!
Boys......I'm gonna open up the heart a little bit here. The other night, I had the Boston/Charlotte under. It was a bomb. I mean I got smoked like the quarterback's sausage on prom night. That play hurt me, fellas. I don't give out losers....I save that shit for Jim Feist, and Wayne A. Root! The difference between me and them? When they have a big loss, they HOPE that they can give their players a win the next night!!!!! Me??? I DELIVER!!!!!!!!!!
Allrighty now.......Send the wife shopping, kick the brats outside, we have some serious business to talk now!
I told you, this card is like an 8 year old boy in Michael Jackson's bedroom......if you can't score, YOU AINT TRYING!!!!!!!
GAME ONE:
"Fool me once, shame on you.....Fool me twice? NOT A FUKCING CHANCE!!!"
1 unit: Tor/Bos over 210'
These two teams will be running like an intern in the Clinton White House, and scoring just as often!
Trends:
Boston totals go "over" 12-3 during the last 6 years, when the previous game covered the 1st half over by 25+ points!!!!
Toronto is 11-1 to the "over", when their previous 5 games have had 875+ points scored!!!!
Boston overs are 4-0 when they play on the Wednesday before St Patrick's Day in Boston!!!!
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GAME TWO:
1 unit: Char/Den over 194'
That's right....the other half of the game that screwed me earlier in the week!!! Same deal, boys. They pay us back tonight!!!!!
There you are! Two gems that will make your night! Pound these plays, like a priest pounds an alter boy!!!!!
I will see you all bright and early for the "64" package!!!!!
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My GOD!!!!!
Did you see the lines for tonight? Did your jaw hit the floor when these numbers came out? My eyes popped out like Ron Jeremy's did when he saw me whip out my scmeckle at the Playboy Mansion back in 2003!!
The guys who set these lines are STONED!!!!
Now listen up fellas, 'cause I'm only gonna say it once. If you rode my coattails last night, it was just one more day when you DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY YOUR MAN!!!!!!! That's right! Your man wasn't laughing at you as he collected, like he does when you play on your own!
Why do you continue to piss down your own back? When you are sick.....you see the doctor! You don't try to figure it out on your own, or give Freeze a call, do you???? When the car goes tits up, you don't just lift the hood and crack the engine with a hammer, like it was your kid eating the last cupcake, do you?????? So why in the fukc do you keep trying to beat your man on your own?
You put me in your corner, and I will kick your man in the giblets 'til he cries like Richard Simons seeing a 400 pound fatty drop 10 dress sizes!!!!
Boys......I'm gonna open up the heart a little bit here. The other night, I had the Boston/Charlotte under. It was a bomb. I mean I got smoked like the quarterback's sausage on prom night. That play hurt me, fellas. I don't give out losers....I save that shit for Jim Feist, and Wayne A. Root! The difference between me and them? When they have a big loss, they HOPE that they can give their players a win the next night!!!!! Me??? I DELIVER!!!!!!!!!!
Allrighty now.......Send the wife shopping, kick the brats outside, we have some serious business to talk now!
I told you, this card is like an 8 year old boy in Michael Jackson's bedroom......if you can't score, YOU AINT TRYING!!!!!!!
GAME ONE:
"Fool me once, shame on you.....Fool me twice? NOT A FUKCING CHANCE!!!"
1 unit: Tor/Bos over 210'
These two teams will be running like an intern in the Clinton White House, and scoring just as often!
Trends:
Boston totals go "over" 12-3 during the last 6 years, when the previous game covered the 1st half over by 25+ points!!!!
Toronto is 11-1 to the "over", when their previous 5 games have had 875+ points scored!!!!
Boston overs are 4-0 when they play on the Wednesday before St Patrick's Day in Boston!!!!
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GAME TWO:
1 unit: Char/Den over 194'
That's right....the other half of the game that screwed me earlier in the week!!! Same deal, boys. They pay us back tonight!!!!!
There you are! Two gems that will make your night! Pound these plays, like a priest pounds an alter boy!!!!!
I will see you all bright and early for the "64" package!!!!!
