Tourney record:
10-15 -12.7 units
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Boys.....I want you to take a good long look at that record up there! Take a reeeeeeeeal good look.........(Okay, fukcbag, that's long enough. Don't rub that shit in.)
The calls have been coming in, and guys have even egged my mom's house out in Hoboken! I can take the heat, boys. I've been giving out winners for over 25 years, and we do hit streaks like this. It's never fun, and it hurts the most during tourney time. So, if you wanna jump ship.......if you wanna throw your beer in my face, and go home with another guy........IF YOU WANNA RUN BACK TO MAMA........GO AHEAD!!!!!
BUT DON'T START BITCHIN' WHEN THE GRAVY TRAIN ROLLS ON BY!!!!!!!!
Holy Christ! I haven't seen this much cryin' since Dick Vermeil retired for the 27th time!!!!!
You punks know that this tourney is a marathon, not a goddamned sprint! Sure, I know your man is laughing at you. I know he told you he would "double the limits" for tonight's games. I know he thinks you're gonna buy his new girlfriend those Zircon tits she's been hounding him for!!!! But guess what?
THAT DOG WON'T HUNT!!!!!!
I just cleaned out the whole crew, boys. I made my bones in this business on my own, and I'll be damned if I am going to let a bunch of kids fukc up my reputation, and YOUR wallet, beyond repair. The shop is empty. The guys in the field are DONE! I cancelled the corporate credit cards, and they are on their fukcing OWN!
Boys, I see some of the methods these clowns were using to cap my games, and it made me sick! I mean sick!! You know......like the feeling you get in your gut when you are at a urinal, and the guy next to you catches you takin' a peek?
Now listen up! I'm back behind the wheel of the money train, and we will have you out ahead of the storm by the end of the weekend. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin', and there aint no flies on me!!!!!!
TONIGHT'S CARD
1st half plays!!!!!!!
2 unit plays:
No Iowa/Wis over 57' -110
'Cuse -5 -110
FIRST ROUND "GAYLORD CENTER" FIRST HALF GOY!!!!!!!
3 Units:
Louisville -6
Multi-Platinum 1st Round/ First Half "Over Dog" GOY!!!!
4 UNITS EACH!!!! :scared :scared :scared :scared
Del St +15 -110
"over" 62 -110
Boys, you can trust me on these games, like you trusted that Trojan on Prom night! We have some serious ground to make up, but it all starts RIGHT HERE, in mere minutes!!!!!!!!
10-15 -12.7 units
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Boys.....I want you to take a good long look at that record up there! Take a reeeeeeeeal good look.........(Okay, fukcbag, that's long enough. Don't rub that shit in.)
The calls have been coming in, and guys have even egged my mom's house out in Hoboken! I can take the heat, boys. I've been giving out winners for over 25 years, and we do hit streaks like this. It's never fun, and it hurts the most during tourney time. So, if you wanna jump ship.......if you wanna throw your beer in my face, and go home with another guy........IF YOU WANNA RUN BACK TO MAMA........GO AHEAD!!!!!
BUT DON'T START BITCHIN' WHEN THE GRAVY TRAIN ROLLS ON BY!!!!!!!!
Holy Christ! I haven't seen this much cryin' since Dick Vermeil retired for the 27th time!!!!!
You punks know that this tourney is a marathon, not a goddamned sprint! Sure, I know your man is laughing at you. I know he told you he would "double the limits" for tonight's games. I know he thinks you're gonna buy his new girlfriend those Zircon tits she's been hounding him for!!!! But guess what?
THAT DOG WON'T HUNT!!!!!!
I just cleaned out the whole crew, boys. I made my bones in this business on my own, and I'll be damned if I am going to let a bunch of kids fukc up my reputation, and YOUR wallet, beyond repair. The shop is empty. The guys in the field are DONE! I cancelled the corporate credit cards, and they are on their fukcing OWN!
Boys, I see some of the methods these clowns were using to cap my games, and it made me sick! I mean sick!! You know......like the feeling you get in your gut when you are at a urinal, and the guy next to you catches you takin' a peek?
Now listen up! I'm back behind the wheel of the money train, and we will have you out ahead of the storm by the end of the weekend. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin', and there aint no flies on me!!!!!!
TONIGHT'S CARD
1st half plays!!!!!!!
2 unit plays:
No Iowa/Wis over 57' -110
'Cuse -5 -110
FIRST ROUND "GAYLORD CENTER" FIRST HALF GOY!!!!!!!
3 Units:
Louisville -6
Multi-Platinum 1st Round/ First Half "Over Dog" GOY!!!!
4 UNITS EACH!!!! :scared :scared :scared :scared
Del St +15 -110
"over" 62 -110
Boys, you can trust me on these games, like you trusted that Trojan on Prom night! We have some serious ground to make up, but it all starts RIGHT HERE, in mere minutes!!!!!!!!
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