Man! 50??? I will probably be banned for opening this thread, but I will take my chances, lol.
Have a good day today!!!
Have a good day today!!!
Happy Birthday Jack!
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Happy Birthday Jack. :hbd:
Wanted to give you more than just a wish so I'm writing you a special message. Having a little trouble finishing it. Finding words to rhyme with levitra, colonoscopy, dentures, hip replacement, early bird special, and senior citizen discount is a challenge. I have a good start with AARP/sharp and cane/insane. Will edit in the final verse when complete :mj14:
Have a great one boss :hbd:
Wanted to give you more than just a wish so I'm writing you a special message. Having a little trouble finishing it. Finding words to rhyme with levitra, colonoscopy, dentures, hip replacement, early bird special, and senior citizen discount is a challenge. I have a good start with AARP/sharp and cane/insane. Will edit in the final verse when complete :mj14:
Have a great one boss :hbd:
Happy Birthday Jack.
50+ here with two grandchildren.
Life is just getting started, especially since somehow we survived the first fifty. Not sure how I did that????
The first 50 was :scared
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50+ here with two grandchildren.
Life is just getting started, especially since somehow we survived the first fifty. Not sure how I did that????
The first 50 was :scared
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Happy b-day 50 is only a number means nothing it is what is in your mind and body so think young and be young, now go pound some jim beam for me since I can't and enjoy your day :mj14: but maybe drop the cancer sticks :cursin: and you will have at least a good 30 more healthy fun years. 
50 is the start of middle age in the 90's and 2000's so if this was 1970 you would of been middle age at 35-40 now it is 50-55 so your fine just into the living stage of life now.
50 is the start of middle age in the 90's and 2000's so if this was 1970 you would of been middle age at 35-40 now it is 50-55 so your fine just into the living stage of life now. 