Shhh...(Can you keep a secret?) WELL I FUKCING CAN'T!! I have a winner in EVERY GAME!

yyz

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Did you do it yesterday? Did you hock the wedding set? Did you roll grandma before bingo? Did you ASK THE OLD LADY IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR BALLS BACK LONG ENOUGH TO CASH MY EASY WINNERS?????? YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU DID!!!!!

4,628 callers listened yesterday, and my office is overflowing with fruit baskets today. Christ guys.....it looks like the Green Room at the Oprah show!!!!!!


Boys, your man aint smiling today, because he felt my pain. You made the call to him, and you led him around by his "johnson" all fukcing day long!!!!!


4-2 +4.5 units!!!!!!!

Tourney record:

20-24 -8.0 units


Guys....you know I fired my staff, and took on the load all on my own. Sometimes, you just have to go back to your roots. (And I sure as shit aint talkin' Wayne Root!)

Today, I am going to give you at least 1 play from every game in the "show"!!!!!

Each play guarenteed to win, or the next post is ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!!!

Let's see what Team yyz has today:

2 unit plays:

UCONN -3


MORE REAL SOON!
 
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Guys.....It's Sunday, and I know quite a few of you race right home from church to get my plays. I know a lot of you are used to "praying for winners" when you go it alone. Well, I was talking to someone today whom you all know and love, and he told me he was working on a few games, and he said they were "as solid as the Ten Commandments"!!!!!!!

He said he had to work this morning, but I asked him to call me later with his plays. After thinking about it, I decided this was the one guy at MadJack's who I would ask to come on board with "Team yyz".......I asked him to come to work for me.

Long story short, he said he could not accept any money from me, but did offer to post his plays for today, RIGHT HERE IN MY THREAD!!!!!!!!! Boys, he has been picking winners longer than I have, so listen when this guy speaks!!!!!!!!!

In the meantime, here are some more of my plays......all capped to the bone, and ready for pounding!!!!!!


2 unit plays:

SUNDAY EARLY TOTAL GOY!!!!!!!!

Mich St/Verm over 137'


SUNDAY UNDERDOG GOY


Iowa St +16



1st HALF EARLY SUNDAY UNDERDOG GOY!!!!!!!

4 units!!!!!!!

Iowa St +9


Lowly little shit play.......1 unit:


"Billy Donovan "If-you-can't-win-this-game-you're-a-fukcing-homo" GOY!!!!!


Florida -1


All's well, boys!!!! We'll get these early ones home, and coast from there!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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:mj07: DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR ON BUT I WANT SOME !!!!!

CANADIAN BEER JUST DOESNT GET ME THERE ...

GL TODAY ... YOUR POSTS ARE ENTERTAINING :mj14:
 
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Hello all!

yyz called me this morning, and asked if I could stop in, and give some of my plays. I am all to happy to help the fine members of MadJack's! (...and I'm sure some of you have some fine members!)

I am sorry for getting to you so late, but my church duties, and cleaning up after the alter boys, takes a wee bit of time.

I see that yyz likes the Michigan State over, and I agree. We had talked about it a little earlier, and I think I swayed him on that play, but I'll let him have the credit for it.

As for me, I have studied this game, and it looks to me like Michigan State should cover the first half line of -4' without much resistance from Vermont.

I would rate this as a 2 unit play. (yyz says I have to make the plays in "units"........I like units.)

;)


God Bless all of your souls!
 
yyz

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Nice job Iowa State! Miss a puppy lay-up, and give up a three pointer at the buzzer to make me eat 4 units!!!!!!


That shit don't sit right with me!


2nd half plays:


4 units:


Ok St/SoIll over 73'

3 units:

Fla/Vil over 72'

 
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pt1gard said:
jack price where are your boys in the field?
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Any more of this shit, and they're gonna find ME in a field!

If I keep this up, people are gonna think I'm just having fun with you guys, and not take these plays seriously!

Thank God Father Ryan had a ball buster for us! (He must have made a deal with the devil!!!!)

I have a feeling I am going to like these halftime lines a whoooooooole bunch!
 
yyz

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2nd half plays, and they are HUGE!!!!!!!


It's unreal! Just when we are in the hole, the BIGGEST GAMES OF THE TOURNAMENT COME IN!!!!!!!

You couldn't plan this shit, boys! These games are over before the secons half tip even begins!


5 unit plays:


Buck/Wis over 64

&

Duke -2'


7 UNIT SUPER SLAM!!!!!!!!

GTech/Lou over 75'


Let's grab the bull by the balls, boys!

 
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Scott-Atlanta said:
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yyz

your kidding right ?
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i was wondering how long it would take you to find this thread.. :mj07:
 
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Since you won't take my calls a the office(and apparently the medication either) this is to let you know that your Lithium level was zero. The Prolixin shots are monthly. Your december dose was long gone before the March Madness.
 
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