April fools joke

bubbas1

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Every year I aways try to pull a joke on my son for April Fools day. This year I think I outdid myself.

In the past the jokes have included...making taffey apples and doing up a special one for him..a taffey onion. I then challenged him to a race to see who could eat theres the fastest. The look on his face after the first bite was priceless. Also currey powder on toilet paper in his bathroom, plastic wrap over the toilet bowl...you get the idea.

I had seen a video of this joke on the internet so I thought I would give it a try. Connecting his brake switch to his horn so everytime he hit his brakes the horn would blow.

I got up at 3am yesterday and and went out to give it a try. There were 4 wires for the switch and 2 for the horn. I didnt have a test light so I didnt do anything to it. I didnt want to hook it up wrong. I left for work but not before dumping a bunch of salt in the milk jug in the fridge. I got a phone call about 9am from him telling me that the milk thing wasnt funny.

We get home from work at the same time and he says something is wrong with his car. I told him I would look at it and he needed to run to the store for me in my vehicle. My brother in law came over and we wired up the brake to the horn in about 10 minutes.

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He gets back from the store and I told him there wasnt anything wrong with his car. (there really wasnt)

About an hour later my son and his girlfriend leave to go out for supper. I hear him start the car and then I hear the horn go off. I look out the window and down the road he goes. Less than a minute later he pulls back into the drive way..horn goes off again. He comes in the house and wants to know what I did to his car. I am laughing so hard that I am almost crying. I explain that it is set on a timer and will stop in a couple of minutes. He actually bought it.(kids are so gullable sometimes) He goes off down the road again.

He calls the house about 30 minutes later and tells me that its still going off. I start having another laughin fit. I tell him April Fools and it wont stop until I undo what I did and that wasnt happening until tommorow morning. He then actually hung up on me. Thats ok though because I didnt have much more to say because I was laughing so hard.

3 hours later I hear the car horn go off again..I said to the wife..Guess whos home?? He came into the house and said he was never so embarressed in his life. Every stop sign and light he came to he was sitting there blaring his horn. He got so many looks it wasnt funny. When he pulled into the reasturant the line to get in was out the door and he pulls in blaring the horn.

He was finally laughing about it and swore to get me back next year. We will have to wait and see about that. I dont know how I will top this one but I will think of something.
 

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Well done!! My wife is wondering what I'm cracking up about. She reads your story and says, "You men!"

My oldest boy is only 8 but I'll be sure to remember this prank, believe me!

nole
 

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Actually, you are full of shit. This can't really be done with just the "switch of a few wires".

You have been busted.
 

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YYz..Youshould really know what you are talking about before you make a dumbass statement. I never said I switched wires around.

I will dumb this down so you can understand...

Take test light and find hot wire for horn

Take test light and find wire on brake switch that only gets hot when the brake is applied. (One is hot constantly...dont do this one.)

Take wire connectors and about 4 feet of wire.

Using wire connectors connect each end of the 4 ft wire. One end gets spliced into the hot for the horn and the other gets spliced into the intermitten hot from the brake switch.

No need to cut wires...you tap into them using connectors.

:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger
 

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YOU'VE BEEN HAD!!!!!


:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:




Now, the "April Fool" is on you Bubba!



.......I kinda hoped you would bite.


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Tell your son I had his back, and have a good day.
 

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Ps..........I don't have any idea how anything on a car works.


(I'll bet your didn't know that.......) :)
 

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City Police didn't get the joke Friday when an alleged April Fools' Day prank had them rushing to a home on Elm Street for a reported stabbing.

Police charged Macy Yoder, 40, her daughter, Ashley Lewis, 19, and Lewis' friend, Erin Sammarco, 21, with misdemeanor offenses of giving false alarms to agencies of public safety.

According to police, the incident leading to charges took place around 11:30 a.m. Friday when they were dispatched to a home on Elm Street for a reported domestic dispute involving a mother and daughter.

Police said the 911 call was made by a woman outside the city, who told the dispatcher that the mother at the home on Elm Street had been stabbed and lost a lot of blood.

Police said when they arrived at the home they found out that no one had been stabbed. Instead, police said, Yoder, Lewis, and Sammarco, who were all in the residence, "advised the officers that the report was false and (they) were playing an April Fools' joke on a friend."

The friend, who lived outside the city and made the phone call to police, was not identified by police. She was not aware that the three women were playing a prank on her, police said.

Officer Kevin Blongy said Friday that even though the three women in the Elm Street home didn't make the phone call to police, they still face charges because "they caused it to be reported."

The officer said that in addition to two police officers, Regional Ambulance Service responded to the home.

Asked if there were a lesson to be learned from Friday's incident, Blongy replied, "Don't report false information."

If convicted of the misdemeanor offenses, Yoder, Lewis and Sammarco each face up to one year in jail and $1,000 in fines.
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Hey this is a good one for next year !

You might even laugh so hard you will be arrested !
 
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Here is another April fools one for next year.

change out a chicklets gum box with ex lax gum.

Kid will be up all night chittin and maybe die from it.

That should be good for a laugh for years.

Don't forget to pour the salt in the milk.
 
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