There is nothing like opening day of baseball. Opening day came a day early in the Bronx, and the filthy animal yankee fans were throwing their own feces around the stands from the time their bandwagon dropped them off until the time they stopped selling beer to the front running savages.
It's days like today I'm glad I married the Seahag. She got us two tickets for opening day at Camden Yards. She's actually pretty cute looking all tubby in her Ripken Tent with her size 12 and a quarter fitted oriole cap waiting for me to finish typing this so we can get on the road. I told her to pack us a few sandwitches and a few beers for the ride, and load the truck while I go drop a deuce,(no flush ofcourse). When I get in the truck I'll send her back in the house for something and off I'll go to pick up Vito for the ballgame. Just about the time she sees what I left her in the toilet she'll here the old Suv tear out of the driveway. :mj07:
On to the Action.
Reds +135
for a deuce
Pedro may have a led after 6 but then what?
It's days like today I'm glad I married the Seahag. She got us two tickets for opening day at Camden Yards. She's actually pretty cute looking all tubby in her Ripken Tent with her size 12 and a quarter fitted oriole cap waiting for me to finish typing this so we can get on the road. I told her to pack us a few sandwitches and a few beers for the ride, and load the truck while I go drop a deuce,(no flush ofcourse). When I get in the truck I'll send her back in the house for something and off I'll go to pick up Vito for the ballgame. Just about the time she sees what I left her in the toilet she'll here the old Suv tear out of the driveway. :mj07:
On to the Action.
Reds +135
for a deuce
Pedro may have a led after 6 but then what?
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