God Damn I'm rotten this morning. I drove to get my fat ass a couple dozen donuts this morning and let one rip.. It got so bad I jumped out of the ol pontiac while it was still running. Don't worry I'm ok, and nothing can hurt that Pontiac. I'm happy to report it rolled safetly off the road and into somebodys nice soft hedges. By the time I caught up to my ride the smell had almost left the bonneville. I proceeded to the dunkin dotheads and the sonofabitch was out of jelly sticks. I almost lost it. I asked as calmly as I could:
"Hey Tanto how is it that it's 7:30 am and you are out of jelly sticks?"
He told me they only make two of those now to avoid waste. Waste? I eat 3 of them bastards a day for the last 17 years and the seahag is good for 2 and four boston creme. I told Tanto he better make a half dozen of them from now on. This guy just bought this joint 4 months ago and let me telly ou something, he is killing me. I have told him on more than one occasion to get his ass back into the 7/11 or gas buisness. What the **** does he know about crullers? He can't even say the word right. The owner of a donut shop should be a fat bastard who knows what they all taste like.
What the fcuk is this country turning into?
The Action
ytd 1-0 +270
Today
Red Sox +152
Like clement in this spot alot. Also will be fading the yankees after a win in april. If that loses I will double up and triple up. Theory being I'll be getting big juice and can't lose.
100
Marlins -126
Marlins are loaded. If your going to beat smoltz it will be now when his bullpen betrays him. 100
Dodgers +162.
I know schmidt is a bargain at 170 or under and gagne is out, but the dodgers should steal one today.
100
"Hey Tanto how is it that it's 7:30 am and you are out of jelly sticks?"
He told me they only make two of those now to avoid waste. Waste? I eat 3 of them bastards a day for the last 17 years and the seahag is good for 2 and four boston creme. I told Tanto he better make a half dozen of them from now on. This guy just bought this joint 4 months ago and let me telly ou something, he is killing me. I have told him on more than one occasion to get his ass back into the 7/11 or gas buisness. What the **** does he know about crullers? He can't even say the word right. The owner of a donut shop should be a fat bastard who knows what they all taste like.
What the fcuk is this country turning into?
The Action
ytd 1-0 +270
Today
Red Sox +152
Like clement in this spot alot. Also will be fading the yankees after a win in april. If that loses I will double up and triple up. Theory being I'll be getting big juice and can't lose.
100
Marlins -126
Marlins are loaded. If your going to beat smoltz it will be now when his bullpen betrays him. 100
Dodgers +162.
I know schmidt is a bargain at 170 or under and gagne is out, but the dodgers should steal one today.
100
