Spent the last week in Los Angeles

[Wilson]

I had never been to the City of Angels..I actually stayed in Long Beach on the Queen Mary..but, spent a couple of days in that shit of a city LA.

That city has to be the biggest dump...we ought to give that place to Mexico...for free.

Smog, traffic, murders, shootouts with poilice, fawking traffic, murders, overpriced, traffic, murders...If I never go back to LA it will be too soon.

I did take the exit to USC to see the Coliseum...it took me an hour to make it two blocks and I thought I had interupted the filming of "Boys in the Hood" Jesus...talk about hoping you didn't break down or run out of gas. Speaking of gas...I did venture to get gas On Sunset Blvd about two miles west of Dodger Stadium (I think)...naturally, you have to pay before pumping and when i go into the store..I thought I was entering Alcatraz...bars, guards, dogs...this is a whole fawking different world.

Give me sunny Virginia forever. LA sucks. Glad to be home on Country Roads.

By the way...Long Beach sucks too...not as bad..but, never again.

 

[Penguinfan]

So you enoyed it then?

 

[Simply In The Red]

So you enoyed it then?

I think he liked the traffic. :clap:

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

Sorry you felt so threatened. I pondered a move to West Virginia, but couldn't fill out the application:

WEST VIRGINIA STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________
(last)
(first) (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear

 

[freelancc]

:scared :scared :scared

 

[Mjolnir]

tee hee.
i'm betting every state has it's share of bad areas.

 

[bjfinste]

What brought you there in the first place?

And I think Mjolnir nailed it... every state has a share of bad areas.

 

[Simply In The Red]

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________


:mj07: :mj07:

 

[theGibber1]

Don Joy Orthopedics home office is in San Diego.. last time i had meetings there i took the train to LA to visit my cousin who lives in Hollywood.


San Diego is a beautiful City!! Great weather, Great people, great golf, and very clean...

from what i saw of LA its a garbage dump


Bums, Graffiti, and garbage everywhere!

 

[theGibber1]

And the people there were very smug..

im not sure about what though none of them seemed to have real jobs..

i came in after work and people were staring at me like was from outer space.. i couldnt figure out what it was till some women in her 30s, riding a skateboard at 2 o' clock in the afternoon, gave me shit about wearing a jacket and tie...

Everyone run for the hills!! Another evil businessman!

Fight the Power Hippie

 

[Nosigar]

Speaking of gas...I did venture to get gas On Sunset Blvd about two miles west of Dodger Stadium (I think)...naturally, you have to pay before pumping

Damn, flashback. I remember the days when you would put gas in first and then pay.

Mostly, though, it was in small cities, towns and/or rural areas.

 

[Wilson]

Sorry you felt so threatened. I pondered a move to West Virginia, but couldn't fill out the application:

WEST VIRGINIA STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________
(last)
(first) (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear

Wow..Must have hit a nerve.

 

[JT]

"I Love LA!" Randy Newman. Lol, not a song Wilson will be singing along too. Unless it's Dodger Stadium or LAX I wouldn't go to LA either. In Long Beach it's nice along Beach Blvd (at least last time I was there several years ago) but go a few blocks in and it's South Central baby! :scared

 

[johnnyb.]

who comes to l.a. to visit long beach? only 2 types in l.b. gay men and old people...
you cheap fukk, if you come to los angeles to visit try the westside of town ( santa monica, beverly hills ). its going to be more expensive than l.b. but well worth it.

 

[vyrus858]

who comes to l.a. to visit long beach? only 2 types in l.b. gay men and old people...
you cheap fukk, if you come to los angeles to visit try the westside of town ( santa monica, beverly hills ). its going to be more expensive than l.b. but well worth it.

Lol seriously, take a ride down the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica, or down Gayley in Westwood by UCLA and tell me if you think it is a dump...I doubt actors and actresses would not have found a new home by now nearby LA if it was a "dump", their is nice parts to town...I can understand you like West Virginia, but shit all the inbreds and hillbillies with "shoot first, ask later" philosophies are just not my style

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

Chill out there wilson, man i hope one of the "boyz in da hood" would have got ahold of your pittsnoggle @$$ LOL. no one told u to go to the bad parts of town.

 

[THE KOD]

who comes to l.a. to visit long beach? only 2 types in l.b. gay men and old people...
you cheap fukk, .

............................................................

that about sums it up

KOD

 

[Wilson]

............................................................

that about sums it up

KOD

Hey imbeciles...I was there for a work seminar and it was held on the Queen Mary...I still stand by my post...LA should be given to Mexico...for free.

:mj07:

 

[Flipper13]

Wilson, did you get to meet all 20 million residents of LA to call the people there smug?

There are much much nicer places than the hood of south central and docks of long beach, but i'd rather live there than in WV.

PS-No need for you to comeback as most of us don't care for ignorant people such as yourself!

 

[kosar]

It was probably Wilsons first trip out of the state, so let's cut him a break and chalk this one up to culture shock.