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respira

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my name is Patrice, I live in Texas and I am hooked on Texas Holdem :)
 

respira

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thank you..looks like there is some great information here to improve my game :clap:
 

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PATRICE I AM ON THE WELCOMING COMMITEE HERE AT MADJACKS AND I WOULD LIKE LIKE TO WELCOME YOU.PATRICE I AM ASSUMING YOU ARE A FEMALE BECAUSE BEANTOWNJIM IS ALL HETEROSEXUEL.I SEE YOU LIKE TO PLAY TEXAS HOLD EM WELL A GUY LIKE ME CAN TAKE THIS 2 WAYS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CARDS RIGHT BECAUSE I MET A YOUNG LADY WHO PLAYED TEXAS HOLD EM AND MY NUTS ARE STILL HURTING.

PATRICE IF YOU ARE A FEMALE LET ME TELL YOU A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME I AM 5 FT 11 INCHES HETEROSEXUEL GUY,SHORT WAVY HAIR,BIG BLUE EYES SOME WOMEN HAVE TOLD ME I HAVE EYES LIKE PAUL NEWMAN NO PATRICE I AM NOT A JEW LIKE MR. NEWMAN I AM AN IRISH CATHOLIC.PATRICE I LIKE TO TAKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH WITHOUT CLOTHES ON DOES THIS INTEREST YOU MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A WALK TOGETHER.I AM A SENSITIVE GUY PATRICE AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST GUY TO ASK YOU OUT IF I DONT GET A CHANCE TO DATE YOU PLEASE DONT GO OUT WITH THAT NO GOOD GARLIC SNAPPER VINNIE IT WOULD SHATTER MY CONFIDENCE KNOWING THIS GREASE BALL GOT A DATE WITH YOU BEFORE ME.

PATRICE AS WE SPEAK I AM SLIPPING INTO MY SKIBBIES OH SH-T I JUST NOTICED A POP TENT I HAVE TO GO PATRICE I AM BLUSHING.

PATRICE IF YOU ARE A FEMALE DONT FORGET BEANTOWNJIM IS A SWELL GUY AND JACK THE OWNER OF MADJACKS WILL VOUCH FOR MY CHARACTER.HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON PATRICE AND REMEMBER STAY AWAY FROM VINNIE THESE ITALIANS ARE ALWAYS CHASING WOMEN.
 

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jim, on comedy central there is a comic named patrice, who is a very large black man.
fyi
 

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WELL WHATS THE DEAL IS PATRICE A WOMEN OR NOT WHERE THE HELL IS SHE.I HOPE THAT LITTLE GARLIC SNAPPER VINNIE ISNT PRIVATE CHATTING WITH MY GIRL IF I FIND OUT I'LL KICK HIS LITTLE ITALIAN ARSE :mj15: DONT FORGET PATRICE I WAS THE FIRST TO INVITE YOU OUT FOR DINNER AND WHATEVER HAPPENS LATER.

PATRICE DONT FORGET TO ASK JACKSON WOODEN ABOUT MY CHARACTER I AM SURE HE WILL VOUCH FOR ME.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND (CASCADE SPORTSBOOK) STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME
 

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PATRICE LET ME REMIND YOU WE WILL BE DINING AT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM I KNOW THE OWNER ROGER BERKOWITZ SURE HE IS A JEW BUT HE DOESNT GO AROUND ANNOUNCING IT HE IS JUST A REGULAR GUY.PATRICE I USUALLY ORDER A 1 1/2 POUND LOBSTER WITH CORN ON THE COBB AND 2 ICE COLD CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME.YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO ORDER WHAT YOU LIKE I HAVE UNLIMITED CREDIT AT LEGALSEAFOODS ALL I SAY IS BEANTOWNJIM AND THE WAIT STAFF STAND UP AND SALUTES.I NEED AN ANSWER SOON PATRICE ROGER TOLD ME HE IS SENDING OUT HIS DIVERS THIS WEEKEND TO FIND ME A 3 POUND LOBSTER AND I DONT WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS TREAT.

JACK I HOPE THE PERVERTS IN THIS FORUM DIDNT SCARE OFF MY GIRL PATRICE
 
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