PATRICE I AM ON THE WELCOMING COMMITEE HERE AT MADJACKS AND I WOULD LIKE LIKE TO WELCOME YOU.PATRICE I AM ASSUMING YOU ARE A FEMALE BECAUSE BEANTOWNJIM IS ALL HETEROSEXUEL.I SEE YOU LIKE TO PLAY TEXAS HOLD EM WELL A GUY LIKE ME CAN TAKE THIS 2 WAYS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CARDS RIGHT BECAUSE I MET A YOUNG LADY WHO PLAYED TEXAS HOLD EM AND MY NUTS ARE STILL HURTING.
PATRICE IF YOU ARE A FEMALE LET ME TELL YOU A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME I AM 5 FT 11 INCHES HETEROSEXUEL GUY,SHORT WAVY HAIR,BIG BLUE EYES SOME WOMEN HAVE TOLD ME I HAVE EYES LIKE PAUL NEWMAN NO PATRICE I AM NOT A JEW LIKE MR. NEWMAN I AM AN IRISH CATHOLIC.PATRICE I LIKE TO TAKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH WITHOUT CLOTHES ON DOES THIS INTEREST YOU MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A WALK TOGETHER.I AM A SENSITIVE GUY PATRICE AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST GUY TO ASK YOU OUT IF I DONT GET A CHANCE TO DATE YOU PLEASE DONT GO OUT WITH THAT NO GOOD GARLIC SNAPPER VINNIE IT WOULD SHATTER MY CONFIDENCE KNOWING THIS GREASE BALL GOT A DATE WITH YOU BEFORE ME.
PATRICE AS WE SPEAK I AM SLIPPING INTO MY SKIBBIES OH SH-T I JUST NOTICED A POP TENT I HAVE TO GO PATRICE I AM BLUSHING.
PATRICE IF YOU ARE A FEMALE DONT FORGET BEANTOWNJIM IS A SWELL GUY AND JACK THE OWNER OF MADJACKS WILL VOUCH FOR MY CHARACTER.HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON PATRICE AND REMEMBER STAY AWAY FROM VINNIE THESE ITALIANS ARE ALWAYS CHASING WOMEN.