Too bad you bought your condom at the height of the condom bubble. I've read that a couple of SoCal homo's have been flipping condoms into male rectal cavities and have realized a significant increase in the value of their condom. Also read where a fat zebra in the Scottsdale AZ area has been trying to find a condo for quite some time. Lastly, a retarded gentleman from the Alexandria VA area recently paid top dollar for a condom for fear of getting into a bidding war over said condom. One can only hope this tard-boy owns this condom for quite some time, although I have a feeling he will be venturing to Long Island soon to use his new prized condom on his favorite local pizza maker.