Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight....

taoist

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of K?mp?ng Chhn?ng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located K?mp?ng Chhn?ng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city?s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they ?? could out-wit and out-muscle [it].?

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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sounds like b.s or something we could see on fox. if this is real, this is the craziest thing i've heard of.
 

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This is a bogus story that's been going around. I'm surprised the BBC fell for it - they must have some ex-Newsweek reporters LOL. I'll find the link explaining it....

Here it is:
http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/

The funny thing is, it got myself and others speculating on who would actually win the fight. I'm convinced that 42 midgets would outwit and eventually overwhelm the lion - taking advantage of it's catlike behaviour (like playing with it's victims). Most people think the lion would slaughter all of them.

I fgured with the public on the lion, i could get the midgets at around +300. I set the O/U on number of midgets still standing when it was over at around 22. :)
 
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...thanks for the clarification. I thought it was fake at first, but when I saw it was from the BBC.... Hell, guess that only goes to show that you really shouldn't believe anything that you read on the net until you have throughly investigated.... :)

The link that you posted was quite funny though.... Guess I'd have to be with the public and take the lion minus the big chalk.... No opinion on the O/U, as that seems to be about right.... LOL :mj07:
 

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I didn't read all of that link before - I guess they manipulated the BBC link to look authentic. Not even that part of it was real.

Well done. I wish they'd actually have this fight so I could make some money! :mj07:
 

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i think it depends on how hungry and angry the lion is. i bet if you starve him and beat him with pinatas that are roughly the same size as a midget and make them smell like cabbage, the lion would go ape chit. just my humble opinion.
 

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Mjolnir said:
i think it depends on how hungry and angry the lion is. i bet if you starve him and beat him with pinatas that are roughly the same size as a midget and make them smell like cabbage, the lion would go ape chit. just my humble opinion.
excellent point
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I heard Penn(whoever talks) from Penn and Teller doing an interview once. He is a complete wack job (in a good way). He was going thru a story about a party that he was at, with circus people. In the story he stated that a little person/midget/dwarf he knew got really pissed of at him for inviting him to this party. It turns out, someone there brought their pet monkey/chimp. I guess these creatures go "ape" upon the sight of a little person and attack. The whole size thing trips them off and they get into some type of wild mode. They can tear apart a little person.
 

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Mjolnir said:
i think it depends on how hungry and angry the lion is. i bet if you starve him and beat him with pinatas that are roughly the same size as a midget and make them smell like cabbage, the lion would go ape chit. just my humble opinion.
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER READ.. :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :142lmao: :142lmao: :142smilie
 

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Mjolnir said:
i think it depends on how hungry and angry the lion is. i bet if you starve him and beat him with pinatas that are roughly the same size as a midget and make them smell like cabbage, the lion would go ape chit. just my humble opinion.
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