More Than One Way To Say "Shocker"

[Chopsticks]

two in the pink, one in the stink,
two in the grass, one in the a$$,
two in the beaver and one to check for fever,
two in the slit one in the pit
two in the goo, one in the poo
two in the pookie one in the boookie.
two in the taco, one in the whack-o
two in the cooter one in the pooter
two in the coot, one in the boot.
going to town, with one in the brown.
two in the bush, one in the tush.
two in the slut, one in the butt.
two in the split, one where she shits.
Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.
two in the cake, one in the pudding.
two in the gut, one in the butt.
two in the muff, one in the duff.
two in the blood, one in the mud.
two in the "baby" hole, one in the "maybe" hole.

 

[THE KOD]

chops

are you ok this morning?

 

[bjfinste]

two in the snapper, one in the crapper