I know I can't be the only person out there with this question:
"Why the fukc are you on my television?"
Who am I refering too? Well, today, it will be Charlsie Cantey.
Who the fukc is Charlsie Cantey????
How in the hell is she on every major horse race telecast in the United States? Does anyone know what credentials she has for this? What do the networks do.......put her under glass until the three major races come about? To the best of my knowledge, she doesn't do anything else in the sports world, as far as broadcasting goes! (Well, she used to work the Westminster dog show!)
Another great American broadcasting icon........Bud Collins.
Where the hell did this guy come from? Shit.......I'm in my 40's, and this guy's mug used to give me nightmares as a kid! What is his big claim to tennis fame?
He won the U.S. Indoor mixed doubles (with Top Tenner Janet Hopps) in 1961, and was a finalist in the French Senior doubles (with Jack Crawford) in 1975.
Listen........if that's the best you could do, and it was 44 years ago, and you were a "senior" player 30 years ago..........why the fukc am I looking at your face on my tv???????? Put this old goat in a green suit, and he could stand on the sidelines of the Notre Dame games! (Only I doubt he could do the required push-ups when the Irish score!.......Although he won't need to do too many this season, but that's another story.)
I can think of others, including:
Jack Arute
Dr. Jerry Punch (Listen......you are a hack announcer, let go of the "Dr" tag.)
Chris Economaki
The list goes on........but my all time, most hated, "WTF are you doing on my tv" award goes to:
Jim McKay!!!!!!
This walking penis should have gotten his gold watch after the 1980 Olympics. Listening to him talk now, is about the equivalent of watching Ali box. If he isn't in your "death pool", he sure as hell should be.
Okay........I know you bastards know of plenty more of these nobodies, so let em have it!
"Why the fukc are you on my television?"
Who am I refering too? Well, today, it will be Charlsie Cantey.
Who the fukc is Charlsie Cantey????
How in the hell is she on every major horse race telecast in the United States? Does anyone know what credentials she has for this? What do the networks do.......put her under glass until the three major races come about? To the best of my knowledge, she doesn't do anything else in the sports world, as far as broadcasting goes! (Well, she used to work the Westminster dog show!)
Another great American broadcasting icon........Bud Collins.
Where the hell did this guy come from? Shit.......I'm in my 40's, and this guy's mug used to give me nightmares as a kid! What is his big claim to tennis fame?
He won the U.S. Indoor mixed doubles (with Top Tenner Janet Hopps) in 1961, and was a finalist in the French Senior doubles (with Jack Crawford) in 1975.
Listen........if that's the best you could do, and it was 44 years ago, and you were a "senior" player 30 years ago..........why the fukc am I looking at your face on my tv???????? Put this old goat in a green suit, and he could stand on the sidelines of the Notre Dame games! (Only I doubt he could do the required push-ups when the Irish score!.......Although he won't need to do too many this season, but that's another story.)
I can think of others, including:
Jack Arute
Dr. Jerry Punch (Listen......you are a hack announcer, let go of the "Dr" tag.)
Chris Economaki
The list goes on........but my all time, most hated, "WTF are you doing on my tv" award goes to:
Jim McKay!!!!!!
This walking penis should have gotten his gold watch after the 1980 Olympics. Listening to him talk now, is about the equivalent of watching Ali box. If he isn't in your "death pool", he sure as hell should be.
Okay........I know you bastards know of plenty more of these nobodies, so let em have it!
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