There is no hope for television in the USA

[yyz]

Today is a shitty day for watching the tube. It's about 99 degrees outside, so sitting inside is about the only option.

I just flipped around the telly for a spell, and I see this fat bastard on MTV. Now, I don't watch MTV since they stopped showing videos in 1988, so I am not "up to speed" as to what is hip and in the mix wiff da kids.

Well, I recognized fatso's voice, and it's that dipshit who had filmed himself a couple of years ago, and it was all over the net! You remember.....he was doing some shitty rap from his bedroom, etc. We had a post or two here at Jack's dedicated to his lame shit. Well, who's laughing now? Ol Retardo has his own fuking show!!!!!!

The Andy Milonakis Show.


God help us all......................

 

[Agent 0659]

I saw that chit the other day and was like thats that fat kid from that retarded video.

:stfu:

:stfu:

:stfu:

 

[Nole]

Well, I for one look forward to Sunday nights at 10PM on HBO. "Entourage". Hooked bigtime on this show. Of course it comes on 30 other times the rest of the week but I'm sure to be watching on Sundays.

Kevin Dillion as "Drama" cracks me up! Anyone see the episode when he wanted calf implants?

"Turtle" is a riot! Horny SOB.

And of course there's "Ari".

This show and "Big Brother" are it for me during the summer.

Football in a month sounds nice though doesn't it?

:clap:

nole

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Entourage is awesome!!


Ari Jacobs: All right, when you talk to Dana, tell her I'm going to take the pictures from Cancun, and start a website called imahollywoodproducerwhore.com and there will be no registration or fee required, and I will take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Give me a ****ing call back.

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Ari Jacobs: You can have it if you want to live in Agora ****ing hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a mother****ing Wednesday.

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Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari Jacobs: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
Ari Jacobs: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
Eric: Where is Vince on that list?
Ari Jacobs: He ain't on the list.
Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list?
Ari Jacobs: You do "Aquaman," you stupid ****!

 

[RexBudler]

This show and "Big Brother" are it for me during the summer.

ditto, love both shows. I hate the bald headed fireman midget in Big brother :mj07: ..I like Pivens character alot in Entourage.Will be watching in 15 mins

 

[Nole]

ditto, love both shows. I hate the bald headed fireman midget in Big brother :mj07: ..I like Pivens character alot in Entourage.Will be watching in 15 mins

I would have liked to see Eric go up for nomination but Kaysar kept his word.

Ari rocks! Great quotes Bobby!

Show in 2 mins.

nole

 

[redsfann]

I agree 100% about "Entourage" If there is a funnier show on the boob tube right now, I don't know what it is.

Ari answering the phone in last night's episode: "You got Gold" LMFAO!!

And Drama attacking that surfer dude's car? Classic...

Also enjoy "Six feet under", but I know that one is not for everyone. Shocking ending to that show last night...

 

[Nole]

I agree 100% about "Entourage" If there is a funnier show on the boob tube right now, I don't know what it is.

Ari answering the phone in last night's episode: "You got Gold" LMFAO!!

And Drama attacking that surfer dude's car? Classic...

Also enjoy "Six feet under", but I know that one is not for everyone. Shocking ending to that show last night...

How about Drama and Dr. Joyce Brothers. "How fvcking old do I look?", while Turtle is stealing the Fruit Loops. Just cracked me up Drama showing no respect and laying the "F bomb" on Dr. Joyce.

:mj07:

nole

 

[kosar]

I've got a lot to say on this subject, but only have time to sneak in a quick post between Hells Kitchen and Laguna Beach.

 

[RexBudler]

Laguna Beach.

Cmon...those are all repeats. new season upcoming :mj07:

 

[freelancc]

Cmon...those are all repeats. new season upcoming :mj07:

 

[kosar]

Season premiere tonight, Rex. On right now here.

 

[Nole]

Cmon...those are all repeats. new season upcoming :mj07:

What's a "Laguna Beach"?

nole

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Can't believe that two-timer. That's life in the "real" OC

 

[soul train]

ditto, love both shows. I hate the bald headed fireman midget in Big brother :mj07: ..I like Pivens character alot in Entourage.Will be watching in 15 mins

eric the fire fighter

i cant stand that dude myself,waiting for him to exit the house

would not mind rooming with janelle

 

[bjfinste]

Also enjoy "Six feet under", but I know that one is not for everyone. Shocking ending to that show last night...

I'm a HUGE fan of Six Feet Under. I haven't gotten the chance to watch last night's show yet b/c of work yesterday, but we have On Demand so I'm going to put it on in the next half hour or so.

I never watched it when it was on, but when I moved back to Wisky we got On Demand, and they started showing it from the Season 1 back in January, so I missed the first three episodes but have watched every other one in the past six months.


And Bobby, one of my favorite Ari quotes (I'm paraphrasing) was, "It's anal sex night at the Gold household. I'm gonna go home and punish my wife." Great show.

 

[redsfann]

that scene cracked me up, too, Nole...

Drama and Turtle stuck in traffic, Turtle looking out the window as the cop goes by, then takes another huge hit off the joint he's smoking....



bjfinste--


Did you get a chance to watch that episode of Six Feet Under yet? If so, what did you think? Interesting that they didn't show any previews of next weeks show like they usually do...

 

[SoCalYo]

I agree 100% about "Entourage" If there is a funnier show on the boob tube right now, I don't know what it is.

ok you guys talked me into it. I'm getting HBO today to watch this show, watched a couple of episodes last year and thught it was funny as hell. I had forgotten about the new season starting. When did it start? How many episodes have I missed?

 

[Nole]

ok you guys talked me into it. I'm getting HBO today to watch this show, watched a couple of episodes last year and thught it was funny as hell. I had forgotten about the new season starting. When did it start? How many episodes have I missed?

I'd say you've missed at least 6 episodes SoCal. That sounds about right. I know I missed the 1st 3 and they did a recap with all 3 back-to-back one night and I got caught up. Hopefully they'll do the same thing for you with episodes 4-6.

Turtle, Ari and Drama carry the show. They're hilarious!

I just remembered another scene 2 episodes back. Turtle and Drama are gonna tag-team the blonde they were both trying to hook up with and they "crossed swords" during the encounter. "Cross swords!" I swear to God I busted on that one!

E or Vinnie had a helluva comeback line but I can't remember it.

:mj07:

nole

 

[bjfinste]

bjfinste--
Did you get a chance to watch that episode of Six Feet Under yet? If so, what did you think? Interesting that they didn't show any previews of next weeks show like they usually do...

I did. The funny thing is, when Nate got to Maggie's after Brenda had been told to be "more open", I immediately thought of you mentioning the shocking ending, and I was thinking, "uh-oh, Brenda is going to go to church to meet them, and Nate's gonna bang Maggie and not show up."

Sure enough, that happens.... but that wasn't the shocking ending. I thought maybe Brenda would go into labor at church or something. But nope.... just.... wow. Completely unexpected. I'm assuming this is related to what happened to him at the end of season two, some sort of a remission or something. But damn if I'm not anxious to see next week's episode. The no-previews thing left even a bigger cliffhanger.