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cool hand JIM04-16-2002, 03:24 AM
well folks tonights the night i hope for cool hand jim to strike it rich.the big game lottery in 8 states is worth 300 million and MASSACHUSETTS is on the list.this is the top 10 things ill do if i win.

#10 i will buy a home on nantucket island right next to cathy lee and frank gifford and blast michelle jackson music at her all night i cant stand her.also ill hire a hooker to come on to that old bastard frank just to piss cathy lee off

#9 i will buy all new clothes i want to buy the same suits deion sanders wears i think they would look good on a rich kid from south boston.imagine a white guy with fancy clothes walking through the city. man the old irish women would flip out.

#8 i would gamble all day i wouldnt care what i bet on i would bet on kangaroo fights in australia to midget wrestling in japan i would just want 24 hour action.boy its nice being loaded

#7 i would buy my own golds gym i would not allow any russians or fags into my gym.maybe then i could have a whirlpool without anybody bothering me.it will be a mens club not a girly mans club

#6 I WOULD DIVORSE MY HARD WORKING WIFE I WOULD JUST HAVE TO SAY HONNY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERFULL TO ME OVER THE YEARS BUT I CANT HANG WITH THE RICH AND RUN AROUND WITH AN OLD BAG LIKE YOU I NEED A 25 YEAR OLD THAT LOOKS GREAT IN A BIKINI.SORRY DEAR BUT WHAT WOULD MY RICH FRIENDS THINK.I MIGHT EVEN MOVE TO BRAZIL

#5 i will move out of south boston and into the suburbs no more irish social club i dont have time for the riff raff im playing polo at 11 am

#4 i will leave the prescription forum i dont have time for small talk now i have plenty of friends with money its great we sit around telling each other how we got rich and how many people we stepped on to do it.i will also pay for brain surgury for our good friend dennis the man.

#3 i will march into st.marys church and give father ryan my walking papers imagine cool hand JIM a volenteer.then i will stare him down and say thanks buddy this is what i got for praying i owe you one heres 500,000 build the kids a gym and name it after me i want the boys in south boston to remember cool hand JIM and how he finally made an honest living.no more wise guys

#2 now that im divorsed i have to find a new women so i think i would like to judge the miss hawain tropic contest the same one o.j. simpson judged before the murders rumor has it o.j slept with half the contestants and he would have done the whole field but he ran out of gas.

#1 this is it the number one reason why i want to win the 300 million dollar prize is i want to pay sick gambler the 50 bucks i owe him.thats it folks i will sit back tonight and watch as they draw the six numbers with thought of changing my lifestyle.my wife probably has her own plans she went and bought 10 tickets alone and she wont show me her numbers wouldnt it be just my luck to have my lovely wife double cross me and leave me for a rock hudson look alike.cool hand JIM
 
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DO I KNOW THAT GUY HE SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER.HEY BLOCKHEAD DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME.WHY DONT YOU GO OUT AND MAKE YOURSELF A PAIR OF CEMENT SHOES AND THEN JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.JACK I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO START SCREENING THE POSTERS A LITTLE CLOSER.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND (CASCADE SPORTSBOOK) STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME.THANK GOD THESE THIEVES ARE OUT OF BUSINESS
 
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I WILL PAY UP ON THE BET I LOST WITH FLETCHER.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT WELSH OF 2005 WHEN BEANTOWNJIM SCREWED ST JUDE'S KIDS OUT OF $200 :cursin:
 
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(JACK I AM AFFRAID TO GO BACK OUTSIDE)

(JACK I AM AFFRAID TO GO BACK OUTSIDE)

JACK THANK GOD I MADE IT BACK TO A SAFE PLACE YOUR FORUM WHAT A GOD DAM MORNING I AM HAVING.I WOKE UP I FELT GREAT SO I DROVE MY LOVELY WIFE TO WORK AND MY PLAN WAS TO GO TO THE CHINATOWN YMCA DOWNTOWN BOSTON WORK OUT.WELL IT STARTED OFF FINE I DID 30 MINUTES ON THE STAIRMASTER,I DID SOME NAUTILUS,AND THEN I WAS GOING TO GO FOR A SWIM.I STARTED IN THE POOL THEN I REALIZED I FORGOT MY BATHING CAP YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONE TO ENTER THE POOL AT THIS POINT I SAID F-CK THE SWIMMING I WILL GO SIT IN THE WHIRLPOOL.BOYS I WAS NICE AND RELAXED MY EYES CLOSED THINKING ABOUT THIS WEEKS BIG GOLF MATCH WHEN I HEARD A MANS VOICE WAKE ME UP HE SAID (GOOD MORNING) OH WHAT THE F-CK HERE WE GO SOME FAG IS GOING TO COME ON TO ME IN THE WHIRLPOOL JESUS CHRIST WHY DO I GET MYSELF IN THESE SITUATIONS.I KNOW THE GUY WAS QUEER HE COMES INTO THE WHIRLPOOL WITH A MAGAZINE AND YOU GUESSED IT THE NAME WAS (AMERICAN INTERIOR DESIGNS) I ALSO KNOW THE GUY WAS A FAG BECAUSE NOBODY BUT FAGS GO INTO THE WHIRLPOOL WITH THERE JEWLERY ON THE GUY HAS RINGS,A WATCH,AND A BRACELET GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS YOU GOT IT (FAG) I WAS IN NO MOOD THIS MORNING SO I WANTED TO LET THIS GUY KNOW WHERE WE STOOD RIGHT OFF THE BAT.I ASKED HIM IF HE WATCHED THE SOX GAME LAST NIGHT HE SAID NO HE HAD COMPANY OVER WHY DO HOMOS ALWAYS HAVE COMPANY OVER JESUS CHRIST ITS MONDAY NIGHT AND THIS GUY HAS COMPANY.SOMEHOW THE SUBJECT CHANGED AND VOLLEYBALL WAS MENTIONED THIS IS WHEN I SAID O.K. ITS TIME TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS FAG BEFORE HE MAKES A PASS AT ME AND I HAVE TO SUCKER PUNCH THE F-CKING FAG.WHEN HE SAID VOLLEYBALL AGAIN ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SAY NO I DONT WATCH MENS VOLLEYBALL THATS A FAG SPORT.OH THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN I SAID THAT IT DROPPED I WAS LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF INSIDE.I THINK THIS IS THE LAST TIME THIS CREEP WILL TALK TO ME I JUST HOPE HE SPREADS THE WORD TO THE REST OF THE FAGS AT THE CHINATOWN YMCA.

JACK AFTER I LEFT THE YMCA FEELING KIND OF WEIRD THAT I DIDNT JUST NOT TALK TO THE FAG OR JUST HIT THE F-CKING GUY I SWEAR TO GOD I AM TO NICE OF A GUY I USUALLY LET THINGS GO TO FAR JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WOULD HAVE COME RIGHT OUT AND SAID LISTEN BUDDY YOUR A FAG AND I AM NOT SO LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I KILL YOU,I JUST CANT BE THAT BOLD.OH BACK TO THE RIDE HOME.

JACK I AM DRIVING DOWN BOYLSTON STREET RIGHT BY FENWAY PARK AND I SAW SOMETHING I HAVENT SEEN IN 10 YEARS A BROAD HITCHHIKING.SHE WASNT BAD LOOKING EITHER SO I PULLED OVER AND ASKED HER WHERE SHE WAS GOING.JACK I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT A BAD LOOKING GUY AND I DONT THINK I LOOK LIKE A PERVERT BUT THE GIRL SAYS TO ME (GET AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I CALL THE COPS) WHAT THE F-CK I JUMPED IN MY CAR AND TOOK OFF BEFORE I GOT ARRESTED FOR RAPE OR SOMETHING WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT THIS NUT MIGHT HAVE SAID I DID.I COULDNT BELIEVE IT AND SHE DIDNT SAY IT LIKE SHE WAS FOOLING AROUND.I KNOW 45 YEAR OLD MEN LIKE I AM SHOULDNT BE STOPPING FOR STRANGERS BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I WOULDNT HAVE TOUCHED HER I AM HAPPILY MARRIED.

JACK I AM SCARED TO LEAVE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW I AM SITTING IN THE HOUSE WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND ALL THE DOORS LOCKED I AM AFFRAID THIS CRAZY BROAD WROTE DOWN MY LICENSE PLATE AND MIGHT HAVE ME ARRESTED.I WILL KEEP YOU BOYS UPDATED RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO CALL MY JEW LAWYER AND ASK HIM FOR ADVICE I AM REALLY SHAKEN UP.
 
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I AM SO SHAKEN UP I PUT MY NEW THREAD IN THE WRONG AREA MAYBE THAT JERK OFF IE2002 CAN MOVE IT BACK TO THE MAIN PAGE.I HAVE TO GO BOYS.

HEY BLOCKHEAD I KNOW WE DONT ALWAYS SEE EYE TO EYE BUT IF I NEED A HANGOUT UNTIL THE HEAT IS OFF DO YOU MIND IF I COME SEE YOU IN THE CEMENT HOUSE.

(IT IS NOT FUN,WHEN BEANTOWNJIM IS ON THE RUN)
 
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JACK AFTER I LEFT THE YMCA FEELING KIND OF WEIRD THAT I DIDNT JUST NOT TALK TO THE FAG


you should show him your hairy backs . he would have knew right away , you wrere a good caught :mj07:
 
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