OH PLEASE HONEY DONT MAKE ME GO 
I DONT WANNA GO ALL THE GUYS WILL TEASE ME AND MAKE FUN OF ME PLEASE DEAR DONT MAKE ME GO I MIGHT EVEN GET BEAT UP IF THE FELLAS FIND OUT.IF I DO GO HONEY I AM WEARING A BAG OVER MY HEAD THERES NO WAY ANYBODY IS GOING TO KNOW BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO A WWW.NEILDIAMOND.COM CONCERT TUESDAY NIGHT AT BOSTON GARDEN.MY WIFE ALEARDY BOUGHT THE TICKETS I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT I CANT NAME ONE OF THIS FAGS SONGS I JUST LOOKED AT HIS WEBSITE AND I AM GUESSING THERE WONT BE TO MANY STRAIGHT GUYS AT THIS CONCERT.DONT TELL VINNIE THE GARLIC SNAPPER BUT DR. PETER AND HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS GOING ALSO GOING IS AN OLD BAG OF A NURSE AND HER HUSBAND JESUS CHRIST I AM NOT A YOUNG TEENAGER BUT I AM DEFINITLY NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR NEIL DIAMOND.THIS IS A F-CKING JOKE AND I AM NOT GOING I DONT CARE WHAT MY WIFE SAYS.SHE SAID WE ARE ALL GOING OUT FOR DINNER THEN TO THE CONCERT.I AM ON A NICE ROLL GAMBLING I DONT FEEL LIKE BREAKING UP THE MOMENTUM GOING TO SEE SOME FAG SINGING AND PRANCING AROUND LIKE AN OLD FAG.TO TOP IT OFF I THINK I AM FOOTING THE BILL FOR THE TICKETS MY WIFE ORDERED THEM WITH OUR CREDIT CARD.I AM NOT GOING I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME.(ANY FAGS IN THIS FORUM WANT A TICKET TO SEE NEIL DIAMOND HOW ABOUT YOU OR SCOTTY VINNIE) I KNOW MY WIFE IS TRYING TO BE NICE BUT CUT THE SH-T I HAVENT BEEN TO A CONCERT IN 20 YEARS NOW SHE WANTS ME TO GO SEE SOME PANSY NAMED NEIL DIAMOND.DR. PETER TOLD MY WIFE I WAS A NICE GUY AND HE IS LOOKING FOREWARD TO SEEING ME AGAIN MY WIFE WORKS FOR DR PETER THIS IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM HESITATING ON PUNCHING HIM OUT IF MY WIFE GETS FIRED YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE BACK IN THE JOB MARKET.MAYBE I CAN GO OUT AND GET HIT BY A CAR THIS SHOULD GET ME OUT OF THE CONCERT BUT THE WAY MY WIFE FEELS ABOUT THIS NIGHT OUT I MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING MORE DRASTIC.
PICTURE THIS FELLAS 2 HETEROSEXUEL COUPLES AND A GAY COUPLE SITTING AT A NEIL DIAMOND CONCERT WOW I WOULD RATHER WATCH BLOCKHEAD POUR CEMENT THAN GO THROUGH THIS.BOYS I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT OF MY WAY TO GET HIT BY A CAR HOWEVER IF I AM CROSSING A CROSSWALK I WONT BE IN ANY HURRY TO CROSS.
WHY CANT MY WIFE HAVE ANY NORMAL FRIENDS LIKE THE ONES WHO LIKE TO DRINK PINTS OF BEERS AND THROW DARTS NO I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH A FAG NEIL DIAMOND CONCERT.AND TO TOP IT OFF MY WIFE WANTS ME TO WEAR A TOMMY BAHAMA SHIRT WHAT THE F-CK IS A TOMMY BAHAMA SHIRT I DONT HAVE A CLUE.THIS IS REALLY GOING TO SUCK. :cursin:
I DONT WANNA GO ALL THE GUYS WILL TEASE ME AND MAKE FUN OF ME PLEASE DEAR DONT MAKE ME GO I MIGHT EVEN GET BEAT UP IF THE FELLAS FIND OUT.IF I DO GO HONEY I AM WEARING A BAG OVER MY HEAD THERES NO WAY ANYBODY IS GOING TO KNOW BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO A WWW.NEILDIAMOND.COM CONCERT TUESDAY NIGHT AT BOSTON GARDEN.MY WIFE ALEARDY BOUGHT THE TICKETS I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT I CANT NAME ONE OF THIS FAGS SONGS I JUST LOOKED AT HIS WEBSITE AND I AM GUESSING THERE WONT BE TO MANY STRAIGHT GUYS AT THIS CONCERT.DONT TELL VINNIE THE GARLIC SNAPPER BUT DR. PETER AND HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS GOING ALSO GOING IS AN OLD BAG OF A NURSE AND HER HUSBAND JESUS CHRIST I AM NOT A YOUNG TEENAGER BUT I AM DEFINITLY NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR NEIL DIAMOND.THIS IS A F-CKING JOKE AND I AM NOT GOING I DONT CARE WHAT MY WIFE SAYS.SHE SAID WE ARE ALL GOING OUT FOR DINNER THEN TO THE CONCERT.I AM ON A NICE ROLL GAMBLING I DONT FEEL LIKE BREAKING UP THE MOMENTUM GOING TO SEE SOME FAG SINGING AND PRANCING AROUND LIKE AN OLD FAG.TO TOP IT OFF I THINK I AM FOOTING THE BILL FOR THE TICKETS MY WIFE ORDERED THEM WITH OUR CREDIT CARD.I AM NOT GOING I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME.(ANY FAGS IN THIS FORUM WANT A TICKET TO SEE NEIL DIAMOND HOW ABOUT YOU OR SCOTTY VINNIE) I KNOW MY WIFE IS TRYING TO BE NICE BUT CUT THE SH-T I HAVENT BEEN TO A CONCERT IN 20 YEARS NOW SHE WANTS ME TO GO SEE SOME PANSY NAMED NEIL DIAMOND.DR. PETER TOLD MY WIFE I WAS A NICE GUY AND HE IS LOOKING FOREWARD TO SEEING ME AGAIN MY WIFE WORKS FOR DR PETER THIS IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM HESITATING ON PUNCHING HIM OUT IF MY WIFE GETS FIRED YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE BACK IN THE JOB MARKET.MAYBE I CAN GO OUT AND GET HIT BY A CAR THIS SHOULD GET ME OUT OF THE CONCERT BUT THE WAY MY WIFE FEELS ABOUT THIS NIGHT OUT I MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING MORE DRASTIC.PICTURE THIS FELLAS 2 HETEROSEXUEL COUPLES AND A GAY COUPLE SITTING AT A NEIL DIAMOND CONCERT WOW I WOULD RATHER WATCH BLOCKHEAD POUR CEMENT THAN GO THROUGH THIS.BOYS I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT OF MY WAY TO GET HIT BY A CAR HOWEVER IF I AM CROSSING A CROSSWALK I WONT BE IN ANY HURRY TO CROSS.
WHY CANT MY WIFE HAVE ANY NORMAL FRIENDS LIKE THE ONES WHO LIKE TO DRINK PINTS OF BEERS AND THROW DARTS NO I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH A FAG NEIL DIAMOND CONCERT.AND TO TOP IT OFF MY WIFE WANTS ME TO WEAR A TOMMY BAHAMA SHIRT WHAT THE F-CK IS A TOMMY BAHAMA SHIRT I DONT HAVE A CLUE.THIS IS REALLY GOING TO SUCK. :cursin:
