Suspended Batboy/ Milk Drinking Dare

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BestLine Sports , an internet sportsbook and casino registered in the Republic of Panama, is publicly offering the suspended Marlins batboy a free vacation to Panama and a chance to repeat his tremendous milk drinking effort to win five times the original dare money. The batboy was suspended by the Marlins for six games after he attempted and failed to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour without throwing up as part of a $500 dare with Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny.



?The punishment this young man received was utterly ridiculous,? states Daniel Young, BLS?s Assistant Marketing Director. ?We want to make sure he is able to maintain an ear-to-ear smile below his milk mustache.?



BLS is therefore offering the batboy and his parents an all-expense paid trip to a five-star resort in Panama.



He will also be given the opportunity to redo the same dare to be broadcast live over the BLS website, www.bestlinesports.com . This time the prize money may be large enough to inspire success ? BLS will give him $2,500 if he successfully completes the dare. It should also be much easier with Panamanian models cheering him from either side. BLS members will be granted the opportunity to place wagers on how much he is able gulp down.



If he agrees to retry the stunt, the batboy will be given $500 no matter how much he takes down?or throws up.



BLS is offering the same dare with the same payoff ($2,500 if they succeed and $500 if they fail) to Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny and to Marlins General Manager Larry Beinfest. However, they are not being offered any free trips to Panama.



Also, BLS is proudly donating $500 to the National Osteoporosis Foundation, $500 to Miami Little League Baseball, and $500 to Panama Little League Baseball in honor of this true American batboy legend.





For verification please contact Daniel Young at 1-800-810-8603 or daniel@bestlinesports.com







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bjfinste

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I'm pretty sure from what I've read that it's not physically possible for a human to drink a gallon of milk in an hour without throwing up. But nonetheless, the kid should go and get his five bills and free vacation.

It is funny how MLB works, though. The Gambler assaults a cameraman on the field, and has to miss four starts. A batboy takes a dare and drinks, OMG... milk!! And he has to miss six games. Pretty sad.
 

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bjfinste said:
I'm pretty sure from what I've read that it's not physically possible for a human to drink a gallon of milk in an hour without throwing up.

That's expert testimony from a Cheezehead. They know all about milk related stuff :)

(a bit surprised YYZ was holding back on the knowledge)
 

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its rough to do, but I have seen first hand 2 people actually accomplish it. One was a heffer of a dude... about 5'6 and 350 lbs. The dude stopped at the half hour mark and smoked a cigarette.

The other was my brother.. skinny as a rail with Crohn's disease and he put it all down in 47 minutes.
Of course, he shat for DAYS after it was done...
 
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