Football for Blondes

[cisco]

Football for Blondes :mj07:

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind his team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

 

[Blitz]

 

[wareagle]

*throwing vegetables*

 

[dawgball]

True story:

I was at a Georgia game when we hosted Auburn. A few Auburn fans were sitting right behind us. About halfway through the second quarter, one of the girls stated to her boyfriend that their stadium was nicer than ours because they had the little yellow first-down line and Georgia's didn't. The look on that guy's face when we turned around was classic.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I had a gambling buddy that had dated a girl for awhile, but eventually the realationship came to a very reasonable, non-violent end. She was picking up the last of her things from his place when she said to him........." One thing has had me puzzled for some time, and before I go, I would really like to lnow something. How can a dollar be worth less than a nickle or a dime?"

 

[wareagle]

I had a gambling buddy that had dated a girl for awhile, but eventually the realationship came to a very reasonable, non-violent end. She was picking up the last of her things from his place when she said to him........." One thing has had me puzzled for some time, and before I go, I would really like to lnow something. How can a dollar be worth less than a nickle or a dime?"

CLASSIC :mj07: :clap: