Good Ole Rocky Flop, Sanders steps down.. :)

[volfan]

Once two dullards coached ol' Rocky Top,
One thin, the other quite fat.
One clapped his hands each time a pass was dropped,
The other just dipped Skoal and spat.

Three and out and let's punt the ball again,
Defense, get ready, make haste!
Wide receiver screens and draws on 3rd and ten,
All that talent to waste...

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Flop,
Underachiever of the SEC.

Sanders must go. Of that, there is no doubt,
But Fat Phil's too scared to risk it.
All he really cares to think about,
Is where he might find his next biscuit.

3rd and long and let's call a shovel pass,
'Cause Sanders has doo-doo for brains.
That's why Rocky Top is ranked near last,
In scoring and offensive gains.

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Flop,
The SEC's number three.

 

[buddy]

3rd and long and let's call a shovel pass,
'Cause Sanders has doo-doo for brains.
That's why Rocky Top is ranked near last,
In scoring and offensive gains.

Might be the best poetic verse in the annals of NCAAFB history.

 

[AR182]

i may be the only one...but i think i like them vs. n.d...with a possible upset...

any opinion volfan ?

 

[volfan]

They will have to hold ND to 10 or less

 

[taoist]

i may be the only one...but i think i like them vs. n.d...with a possible upset...

any opinion volfan ?

...you're not alone, Al.

:yup I will definitely be on them with a small amount on the ML....


p.s. Great poem, volfan.... BTW, I heard rumors out of Knoxville that Cutcliff might be making a return.... You heard anything on that? :scared

 

[volfan]

HIm and Phat Phil are very close (scary close)
I don't know if he want to go backwards, he is a good O Cord. but wants to be a head coach.

 

[taoist]

I knew that they were close, but when I heard that he had moved back to Knoxville....the rumor mill started up.... You know how that goes. I heard last week that Sanders was about to be replaced and that Cutcliff was going to be OC again.... Thought it was just blowing smoke until today.... Just was curious if you had heard anything else.... thanks, bud.

 

[INtheBLUE]

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Flop,
The SEC's number three.

Great poem
I know it rhymed and all
but SECs number three?
So hopeful, must be a VOL!

 

[Smitty]

my, what beautiful poetry. :clap:

 

[volfan]

cant take credit for it..

Came from firerandysanders.com

 

[Smitty]

cant take credit for it..

Came from firerandysanders.com

volfan, you are a gentleman and a scholar. if nothing else, you quote great poetry.

 

[8)ELVIS(8]

:lol2 I'd callus the FOLUNTEARS

 

[volfan]

:lol2 I'd callus the FOLUNTEARS

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[INtheBLUE]

:lol2 I'd callus the FOLUNTEARS

:jump: :jump: :hah: :hah: :jump: :jump: :lol2