This guy posts his pro picks over at a site that has nothing to do with sports. He started doing it with week one, and actually had a good week. Since then, he has been absolute shit!
I was going to post his crap last week, but didn't. Here's the poop:
Week 8:
Cincinnati..........................(-9.0) Hey, the opposition is Green Bay... LOSS
Carolina............................(-7.5) The way Mike Tice conducted himself during the post game conference last Sunday, one would have thought that the Vikings won the superbowl. You just beat Green Bay Mike.- WIN
Cleveland.........................(+1.5) Yikes - LOSS
Kansas City.......................(+6.0) A field goal should decide this game. LOSS
Tampa Bay.......................(-10.5) Who is Ken Dorsey ??? LOSS
1-4
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Week 7
Arizona.........................(-4.5) Arizona is at home. WIN
Indianapolis..................(-15.5) Will Houston score in this game.? WIN
Washington..................(-13.5) When it comes to parity, the 49er's do not qualify... WIN
Buffalo.........................(+3.0) Oakland hasn't scored more than 20 points in a single game. I can't see their defense holding Buffalo to less tha 17 points. LOSS
Green Bay/Minnesota......OVER (46.5) Minnesota made Chicago look like an offensive powerhouse last week. A coin flip will be required to determine the winner of this game... LOSS
Hey.....a winning week! 3-2
4-6 overall
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Week 6
Chicago....................(-3.0) WIN
Cincinnati.................(-3.0) The Bengals proved that they are for real after nearly beating the Jags... WIN
Cleveland.................(+6.0) For some reason this team does not get any respect.LOSS
Miami.......................(+4.5) These 2 teams always play close games. LOSS
Atlanta/New Orleans..OVER (43.5) WIN
3-2!! Dude's on fire!
Overall stands at 7-8
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Week 5:
Chicago......................(+3.0) This game will put an insomniac to sleep. I will give it to the better defense. LOSS
Green Bay..................(-3.0) Green Bay will win their first game of the season. Believe it or not. WIN
St. Louis.....................(-3.0) Both teams here are coached by a couple of clowns. I will give it to the home bozo. LOSS
Indianapolis................(-16.0) I think this is where Indie breaks out. By the way, this game does not require a coin flip. WIN
Cincinnati...................(+3.0) Cincinnati taking points.? This is a gift.PUSH
Indianapolis/San Fransisco........OVER (47.5)LOSS
2-3
overall slides to 9-11
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Week 4:
Jacksonville.........................(-4.0) This is a Monday night factor coupled with a semi crappy Denver team. LOSS
Cincinnati............................(-9.5) Houston has done nothing thus far to warrant a consideration. LOSS
Tampa Bay..........................(-6.5) LOSS
Washington..........................(-2.0)WIN
New York Jets.......................(+7.0) This game should be decided by a field goal. Flip a coin if you are looking for a straight up winner. LOSS
Arizona................................(-2.5) Should Arizona go (0-4) with a home loss to the lowly 9er's..??? - I wouldn't want to be their head coach.. WIN
New York Jets/Baltimore............OVER (31.5) I always take the OVER on < 35 totals. LOSS
2-5.....tough slide there.
Overall slips to 11-16
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Week 3:
Philadelphia...............................(-7.5) Oakland is trying. Bringing Randy Moss to the team was a big mistake. LOSS
Cincinnati..................................(-3.0) WIN
New Orleans..............................(+3.5) Why is Minnesota favored here.? LOSS
Indianapolis...............................(-13.5) This one does not warrant an explanation. Enough said... LOSS
Cleveland/Indianapolis.................OVER (46.5) - LOSS
NY Giants...................................(+5.5) San Diego should never be favoured by these many points. LOSS
Kansas City................................(+3.0) Wrong team favoured here. LOSS
I usually stay away from parlays but, I can't resist this one.
2 team parlay.... LOSS
Indianapolis..........................(-13.5)
Cleveland/Indianapolis..........OVER (46.5)
OUCH! 1-7 aint making you no friends!
12-23 overall
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Week 2:
Jacksonville.................................(+9.0) WIN
Cincinnati....................................(-3.0) WIN
Seattle........................................(-1.0)WIN
Arizona........................................(-1.0) LOSS
New York Jets...............................(-6.0) WIN
Kansas City..................................(-1.0) WIN
Atlanta/Seattle..............................OVER (40.5) LOSS
HUBBA HUBBA! 5-2
overall at 17-25
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Week 1:
Chicago..................(+5.5) WIN
Cincinnati...............(-3.5) WIN
Houston.................(+5.5) LOSS
Carolina.................(-7.0) LOSS
Tennessee/Pittsburgh..........OVER (40.5) WIN
3-2
overall 20-27
Well, there you have it. The guy is a basic square, but he doesn't ever "go on a roll". He does tend to have weeks where he gets beat up, though. I figure that he will have his 3-4....3-5.....4-3 weeks for the most part, but he will grace us with a week or two of only one or two wins!
Here's thsi weeks bounty:
Cleveland........................(-3.0)
Kansas City.....................(-4.5) For some unknown reason, the Raiders are getting too much respect after beating a stiff like Tennessee. -
NY Giants.......................(-11.0) The 49er's are on an emotianal high, after beating Tampa... -
New Orleans...................(+3.0) Laying points with Chicago.?...
Carolina.........................(-1.5) Bunch of stiffs them Tampa Bay Bucs.. John Gruden is got to be the most over-rated coach in the NFL...
New York Giants/San Francisco......OVER (42.5)
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I was going to post his crap last week, but didn't. Here's the poop:
Week 8:
Cincinnati..........................(-9.0) Hey, the opposition is Green Bay... LOSS
Carolina............................(-7.5) The way Mike Tice conducted himself during the post game conference last Sunday, one would have thought that the Vikings won the superbowl. You just beat Green Bay Mike.- WIN
Cleveland.........................(+1.5) Yikes - LOSS
Kansas City.......................(+6.0) A field goal should decide this game. LOSS
Tampa Bay.......................(-10.5) Who is Ken Dorsey ??? LOSS
1-4
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Week 7
Arizona.........................(-4.5) Arizona is at home. WIN
Indianapolis..................(-15.5) Will Houston score in this game.? WIN
Washington..................(-13.5) When it comes to parity, the 49er's do not qualify... WIN
Buffalo.........................(+3.0) Oakland hasn't scored more than 20 points in a single game. I can't see their defense holding Buffalo to less tha 17 points. LOSS
Green Bay/Minnesota......OVER (46.5) Minnesota made Chicago look like an offensive powerhouse last week. A coin flip will be required to determine the winner of this game... LOSS
Hey.....a winning week! 3-2
4-6 overall
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Week 6
Chicago....................(-3.0) WIN
Cincinnati.................(-3.0) The Bengals proved that they are for real after nearly beating the Jags... WIN
Cleveland.................(+6.0) For some reason this team does not get any respect.LOSS
Miami.......................(+4.5) These 2 teams always play close games. LOSS
Atlanta/New Orleans..OVER (43.5) WIN
3-2!! Dude's on fire!
Overall stands at 7-8
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Week 5:
Chicago......................(+3.0) This game will put an insomniac to sleep. I will give it to the better defense. LOSS
Green Bay..................(-3.0) Green Bay will win their first game of the season. Believe it or not. WIN
St. Louis.....................(-3.0) Both teams here are coached by a couple of clowns. I will give it to the home bozo. LOSS
Indianapolis................(-16.0) I think this is where Indie breaks out. By the way, this game does not require a coin flip. WIN
Cincinnati...................(+3.0) Cincinnati taking points.? This is a gift.PUSH
Indianapolis/San Fransisco........OVER (47.5)LOSS
2-3
overall slides to 9-11
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Week 4:
Jacksonville.........................(-4.0) This is a Monday night factor coupled with a semi crappy Denver team. LOSS
Cincinnati............................(-9.5) Houston has done nothing thus far to warrant a consideration. LOSS
Tampa Bay..........................(-6.5) LOSS
Washington..........................(-2.0)WIN
New York Jets.......................(+7.0) This game should be decided by a field goal. Flip a coin if you are looking for a straight up winner. LOSS
Arizona................................(-2.5) Should Arizona go (0-4) with a home loss to the lowly 9er's..??? - I wouldn't want to be their head coach.. WIN
New York Jets/Baltimore............OVER (31.5) I always take the OVER on < 35 totals. LOSS
2-5.....tough slide there.
Overall slips to 11-16
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Week 3:
Philadelphia...............................(-7.5) Oakland is trying. Bringing Randy Moss to the team was a big mistake. LOSS
Cincinnati..................................(-3.0) WIN
New Orleans..............................(+3.5) Why is Minnesota favored here.? LOSS
Indianapolis...............................(-13.5) This one does not warrant an explanation. Enough said... LOSS
Cleveland/Indianapolis.................OVER (46.5) - LOSS
NY Giants...................................(+5.5) San Diego should never be favoured by these many points. LOSS
Kansas City................................(+3.0) Wrong team favoured here. LOSS
I usually stay away from parlays but, I can't resist this one.
2 team parlay.... LOSS
Indianapolis..........................(-13.5)
Cleveland/Indianapolis..........OVER (46.5)
OUCH! 1-7 aint making you no friends!
12-23 overall
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Week 2:
Jacksonville.................................(+9.0) WIN
Cincinnati....................................(-3.0) WIN
Seattle........................................(-1.0)WIN
Arizona........................................(-1.0) LOSS
New York Jets...............................(-6.0) WIN
Kansas City..................................(-1.0) WIN
Atlanta/Seattle..............................OVER (40.5) LOSS
HUBBA HUBBA! 5-2
overall at 17-25
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Week 1:
Chicago..................(+5.5) WIN
Cincinnati...............(-3.5) WIN
Houston.................(+5.5) LOSS
Carolina.................(-7.0) LOSS
Tennessee/Pittsburgh..........OVER (40.5) WIN
3-2
overall 20-27
Well, there you have it. The guy is a basic square, but he doesn't ever "go on a roll". He does tend to have weeks where he gets beat up, though. I figure that he will have his 3-4....3-5.....4-3 weeks for the most part, but he will grace us with a week or two of only one or two wins!
Here's thsi weeks bounty:
Cleveland........................(-3.0)
Kansas City.....................(-4.5) For some unknown reason, the Raiders are getting too much respect after beating a stiff like Tennessee. -
NY Giants.......................(-11.0) The 49er's are on an emotianal high, after beating Tampa... -
New Orleans...................(+3.0) Laying points with Chicago.?...
Carolina.........................(-1.5) Bunch of stiffs them Tampa Bay Bucs.. John Gruden is got to be the most over-rated coach in the NFL...
New York Giants/San Francisco......OVER (42.5)
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