Navy - Parrot?

danmurphy jr

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A young punker gets on a bus and sits directly accross from an old man. The kid has green, orange and blue streaks in his hair, his clothes are tattered and his earrings have big red, yellow and blue feathers on them.
The old guy can't help but stare.
Finally, the kid says, "What the hell are you staring at? You never did anything different when you were young?"
"Sure" the old timer replies. "Back when I was in the Navy, I got drunk one night in Singapore and f**ked a parrot. I thought you might be my son."
 
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