Call it bonding time, if you will, but my lovely wife joined me this morning during my caffeine/nicotine Sunday morning routine. She got a pretty good read off me, while unbeknownst to me, I was rubbing my head as if I had to make a decision between the 8 oz Sirloin and Lobster combo or the 20 oz Porterhouse. Though without child, her motherly instincts kicked in, and she offered up her assistance in what I called, "a perplexing card."
While lacking in the experience dep't. she couldn't help but offer her central texas, woman's intuition, 50k, barclay, can't miss, don't piss, 101% gtd 16 game parlay of the week.
Oh, she also added that this is a, "La-La-La-La-Lock!!!!"
Without further fanfare, perched upon a silver platter I present to you, Audi's Picks
Bears +3 / Titans +4 / Pats -9 / Rams -9.5 / Bucs +6 / Skins -6 / Boys -8 / Giants -7 / Browns -2 / Steelers -3.5 / Seahawks -12.5 / Bengals +5.5 / Bills +11 / Broncos -13.5 / Chiefs -6.5 / Packers -4.5
I asked her why she was so heavy with the chalk and she said, "Cause the teacher's teaching and your ass needs to take notes"
While a tad bit on tilt stemming from the 8th day that my Michiganny Mother-in-law has stayed with us I found that the hangover today had a different feel to it. With only 3 hours left before she heads back to Southern Canada I felt like sharing my "I hope I win 1 of these cause no one likes to be a loser, but if I don't, I'm not that sad because that crazy bitch is finally out of my house and not coming back until next summer, and I don't have to go to that 'I need a heater on my toilet' place this winter, where they think a little twang in my dialect must mean that my IQ is hovering in the 70-74 range and just because I call a Dr Pepper a coke and not ''pop'', that the gist of the conversation is '''lost in translation''' unless I put the word ''''eh'''' at the end of it - 4 pack for today.
Jags -4 / Saints + 9 / Falcons -6 / Dolphins +2
Thanks to the folks here at MJ's that helped me have a 6-1 Saturday and if those Cocks from South Cacka-Lacka could have held on would have had the 7-0 plus the rolled-up 7 game parlay. Thanks to karma, the big F Bomb on that game was announced at the same time that my Moth-In-Law walked in to the room. Fyi - She was coming downstairs to announce that one of her feminine hygiene products was lodged in the upstairs toilet blocking drainage better than any beaver in the history of beaver-kind.
Although probably more deserving in the general forum I will also share that she felt it necessary to have 2 seperate conversations with me regarding:
A. my marriage - She got divorced 2 years ago after a 20+ year relationship when she stepped outside the marriage and offered her honey to a bear that worked with her at (I can't make this sh!t up) The United Postal Service.
B. my mother - who lost her husband/my dad and she felt like she needed to explain that getting divorced is just like a loved one dying. Did I mention that last Thanksgiving she was in the Looney Bin, drugged up, receiving shock treatment. Not sure if that counts in the technical analysis dep't but thought it could be relevant to the saga.
4-0 or 0-4, Know that I had a good day.
Good Luck
While lacking in the experience dep't. she couldn't help but offer her central texas, woman's intuition, 50k, barclay, can't miss, don't piss, 101% gtd 16 game parlay of the week.
Oh, she also added that this is a, "La-La-La-La-Lock!!!!"
Without further fanfare, perched upon a silver platter I present to you, Audi's Picks
Bears +3 / Titans +4 / Pats -9 / Rams -9.5 / Bucs +6 / Skins -6 / Boys -8 / Giants -7 / Browns -2 / Steelers -3.5 / Seahawks -12.5 / Bengals +5.5 / Bills +11 / Broncos -13.5 / Chiefs -6.5 / Packers -4.5
I asked her why she was so heavy with the chalk and she said, "Cause the teacher's teaching and your ass needs to take notes"
While a tad bit on tilt stemming from the 8th day that my Michiganny Mother-in-law has stayed with us I found that the hangover today had a different feel to it. With only 3 hours left before she heads back to Southern Canada I felt like sharing my "I hope I win 1 of these cause no one likes to be a loser, but if I don't, I'm not that sad because that crazy bitch is finally out of my house and not coming back until next summer, and I don't have to go to that 'I need a heater on my toilet' place this winter, where they think a little twang in my dialect must mean that my IQ is hovering in the 70-74 range and just because I call a Dr Pepper a coke and not ''pop'', that the gist of the conversation is '''lost in translation''' unless I put the word ''''eh'''' at the end of it - 4 pack for today.
Jags -4 / Saints + 9 / Falcons -6 / Dolphins +2
Thanks to the folks here at MJ's that helped me have a 6-1 Saturday and if those Cocks from South Cacka-Lacka could have held on would have had the 7-0 plus the rolled-up 7 game parlay. Thanks to karma, the big F Bomb on that game was announced at the same time that my Moth-In-Law walked in to the room. Fyi - She was coming downstairs to announce that one of her feminine hygiene products was lodged in the upstairs toilet blocking drainage better than any beaver in the history of beaver-kind.
Although probably more deserving in the general forum I will also share that she felt it necessary to have 2 seperate conversations with me regarding:
A. my marriage - She got divorced 2 years ago after a 20+ year relationship when she stepped outside the marriage and offered her honey to a bear that worked with her at (I can't make this sh!t up) The United Postal Service.
B. my mother - who lost her husband/my dad and she felt like she needed to explain that getting divorced is just like a loved one dying. Did I mention that last Thanksgiving she was in the Looney Bin, drugged up, receiving shock treatment. Not sure if that counts in the technical analysis dep't but thought it could be relevant to the saga.
4-0 or 0-4, Know that I had a good day.
Good Luck
