...HE IS THE BIGGEST FUKN DOUCHEBAG IN THE NFL, THE ONLY TIME HE'S BEEN ON THE GROUND OR ON HIS BACK MORE IS IN AL DAVIS' OFFICE, HE CAN'T HOLD THE FOOTBALL, THE RESIDUE FROM LAST NIGHTS FISTING FIASCO IS DOING HIM IN, HE SHOULD HAVE CHECKED W/HIS SISTER SHE'S AN EXPERT AT LUBE REMOVAL AS SHE IS A "FLUFFER" AT A LOCAL BULL RANCH...