Edward Kennedy, John Kerry and Al Gore Go to a bar

[larryowen]

Ed decides to buy the drinks. When the waitress approaches she ask "what can I get for you?" Ed answers "I will have 6 beers plus what whatever these two want."

 

[Clem D]

That was a knee slapper.

George Bush doesn't drink yet he has been choked out by a pretzel and fallen off his bike 3 times in 5 years.

The truth is funnier than your fiction

 

[dr. freeze]

ha ha, a cycler/mountain biker falling off his bike?

no

 

[Clem D]

Oh he is a cycler/mountain biker?


That explains everything.