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love #11

#15 is exactly were Wrigley Field is located :scared

1. Grachki (grach'-key): Chicagoese for "garage key" as in, "Yo,
Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if I don't
git intada grach?"

2. Uptadaendada (up-ta-da-en'-dada): As in, "Joey, you kin ride yur bike
uptadaendada alley but not acrost or I'll bust yur butt."

3. Sammich: Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it's a
sassage sammich; when made with shredded beef, it's an Italian Beef
sammich, a local delicacy consisting of piles of spicy meat in a
perilously soggy bun.

4. Da: This article is a key part of Chicago speech, as in "Da Bears" or
"Da Mare" -- the latter denoting Richard M. Daley, or Richie, as he's
often called.

5. Jewels: Not family heirlooms or a tender body region, but a popular
name for one of the region's dominant grocery store chains. "I'm goin'
to da Jewels to pick! up some sassage."

6. Field's: Marshall Field, a prominent Chicago department store. Also
Carson Pirie Scott, another major department store chain, is simply
called "Carson's."

7. Tree: The number between two and four. "We were lucky dat we only got
tree inches of snow da udder night."

8. Prairie: A vacant lot, especially one on which weeds are growing.

9. Over by dere: Translates to "over by there," a way of emphasizing a
site presumed familiar to the listener. As in, "I got the sassage at da
Jewels down on Kedzie, over by dere."

10. KaminskiPark: The mispronounced name of the ballpark where the
Chicago White Sox (da Sox) play baseball. Comiskey Park was recently
renamed U.S. Cellular Field (yuck!)

11. Frunchroom: As in, "Getottada frunchroom wit dose muddy shoes." It's
not the "parlor." It's not the "living room." In the land of the
bungalow, it's the "frunchroom," a named derived, linguists believe,
f rom "fro! nt room."

12. Use: Not the verb, but the plural pronoun "you ." ;"Where's use
goin'?"

13. Downtown: Anywhere near The Lake, south of The Zoo (Lincoln Park
Zoo) and north of Soldier Field.

14. The Lake: Lake Michigan. (What other lake is there?) It's often used
by local weathermen, "cooler by The Lake."

15. BoysTown: A section on Halsted between Belmont and Addison which is
lined with gay bars both sides of the street. "Didn't I see use in
BoysTown in front of da Manhole?"

16. Braht: Short for Bratwurst. "Gimme a braht wit kraut."

17. Cashbox: Traffic reporter slang for tollbooths. "Dere's a delay at
da cashbox on da Skyway."

18. Goes: Past or present tense of the verb "say." For example, "Then he
goes, 'I like this place'!"

19. Guys: Used when addressing two or more people, regardless of each
individual's gender.

20. Pop: A soft drink. Don't say "soda" in this town. "Do ya wanna canna
pop?"

21. Sliders : Nickname for hamburgers from White Castle, a popular
Midwestern burger chain. "Dose sliders I had last night gave me da
runs."

22 The Taste: The Taste of Chicago Festival, a huge extravaganza in
Grant Park featuring samples of Chicagoland cuisine which takes place
each year around the Fourth of July holiday.

23. "Jieetyet?": Translates to, "Did you eat yet?"

24. Winter and Construction: Punch line to the joke, "What are the two
seasons in Chicago?"

25. Cuppa Too-Tree: is Chicagoese for "a couple, two, three" which
really means "a few." For example, "Hey Mike, dere any beerz left in da
cooler over by dere?" "Yeh, a cuppa too-tree."

26. 588-2300: Everyone in Chicago knows this commercial jingle and the
carpet company you'll get if you call that number -- Empire!

27. Junk Djor: You will usually find the 'junk drawer' in the kitchen
filled to the brim with miscellaneous, but! very important, junk.

28. Southern Illinois: Anything south of I-80.

29. Expressways: The Interstates in the immediate Chicagoland area are
usually known just by their 'name' and not their Interstate number: the
Dan Ryan ("the Ryan"), the Stevenson, the Kennedy, the Eisenhower (the
"Ike"), and the Edens.

30. Gym Shoes: The rest of the country may refer to them as sneakers or
running shoes but Chicagoans will always call them gym shoes!
 

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IntenseOperator said:
love #11


20. Pop: A soft drink. Don't say "soda" in this town. "Do ya wanna canna
pop?"

i hate people who do that. pop is lame. i thought we would get along if we ever crossed paths. but i wouldn't be seen dead with someone who called a coke a POP.

real men call soda coke. it can be sprite, dr. pepper, ginger ale, diet, whatever, its a coke. pop bothers me. not that you care.

dont mind me
 

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A couple of those are great! Although with the Empire Carpeting jingle, I think you have to include the "800" as well. "800... 5-8-8...two-three hundred.... Em, pire" Call Empire today!

Also, one of my best friends used to live in Lakeshore Drive around Lincoln Park, and on our way to Jewel for booze, he was telling me about Boys Town. I thought he was joking that there was actually a bar called, "The Manhole" until we drove by it and actually saw it. Couldn't stop laughing!
 

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bjfinste said:
Also, one of my best friends used to live in Lakeshore Drive around Lincoln Park, and on our way to Jewel for booze, he was telling me about Boys Town. I thought he was joking that there was actually a bar called, "The Manhole" until we drove by it and actually saw it. Couldn't stop laughing!

I had a guy work for me that worked once at a place called Steamworks (stop it) :scared . The stories he told me of what went on would make Penn Gillette blush. LOT OF MONEY on that side of the tracks. Judges, LAWYERS, politicians, pro players, business owners live or partake in the activities of that part of town. My brother was a cop in that district and a friend of mine does a lot of contract work in that area. As a Chicago police officer, you are NEVER to enter one of the liquor establishments without someone of rank there in person (white shirt). Those bars do massive $$$$. Guys that own them don't care what your persuassion is.




I'm going out now for a pop or two :mj07:

I call a beer "a pop"
 

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When I lived in Philly I found a different way to talk.

The Eagles- A-ggles
The Acme Supermarket - Ak-a-me foodstore
Camera film - Fill-em
Municapal - Mu-na-cip-el
Ask - Ax. "I axed 'em"
If you brought some one for dinner - You bought someone for dinner.
You guys - Youse guys, or see youse later.
Get thrown out of a bar and not allowed back. - He's Flagged.
When the "Boys" come to collect and you don't have it, you get "tuned up"
Used condom - Jitbag. - "That friggin jitbag"
Tacony bridge - Taa-ko-knee bridge
 
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IntenseOperator

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Taximike said:
we drink pop in ne ohio...........ask for soda and you'll get the arm & hammer kind

Thanks Taximike!

I needed some help here. I mean we're talking about a community that 1st put mayonaise on their burgers over there :) That's just wrong!
 
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