1 o'clock dog show

Dice34

Off parole
Forum Member
Dec 18, 2004
4,731
27
0
D.O.C.
Dogs will you please bark today!! Atleast at 1...

1*Dallas(+3.5)
1*Saints(+4)
1*Ten(+16)....hoping to get 17 from local...it'll make me feel more secure for a lil while

and why do I do this to myself

1*Detroit(+3)

GL
 

Smitty

Registered User
Forum Member
Jan 5, 2005
7,318
1,935
113
Upstate NY
Dice34 said:
and why do I do this to myself

1*Detroit(+3)

GL

:mj07: 'cause you're a glutton for punishment? kidding. i'm not playing that game, but gun to my head, i'd take the lions. not ready to lay road chalk with minny just yet.
 

Dice34

Off parole
Forum Member
Dec 18, 2004
4,731
27
0
D.O.C.
Ok so my dogs turned into poodles today.........

After going 100-1........my last 101 wagers/posts :clap: :clap:

I hit rock bottom......Lets see what happened

First I blame it on Barclay.....After being on hold for hrs this morning, trying to get his Inner Circle service play, it caused me to rush around to gather my picks........After getting thru, they told me to load up on Detroit......they said it was a sure thing and that they know Garcia has an arm like a woman but if he doesn't throw a pick down by the goaline under 2 mins, that it would be a sure thing...so I bit

That didn't stop me from unleashing my NFL GAME OF THE YEAR SEMI-SMASH, Dal(+3), meaning if it was (+2.5), I don't release it as my NFL GAME OF THE YEAR SEMI-SMASH, I lost by a pubie.....Since it was a semi-smash, I will be releasing MY NFL GAME OF THE YEAR next week, I absolutely love it....I'll probably have about 5 seperate threads on it cuz after all diceman is hear to help. :mj14:

The inlaws and OUTLAWS confused the hell out of me this morning with their bickering and I was pressed for time which made me break out in cold sweats, it got in my eye and stung like hell, so the monitor was blury but the sweat made my finger slip and hit the wrong key and i ended up placing a bet on (ten+16).

God damn outlaws fault, I'll just call my book and explain the situation, in which they should take my word for it and reimburse me.

I've been picked on all week for playing my 10 team 35 pt teaser parlays, so I had to show MJ's what I was all about. So I told you to POUND THIS PLAY... I broke out the BIG GUN for this play :bigun: the Saints (+4)....I don't know what happened, I guess I'll just stick to my 16 team 52 pt teasers, they are money 80% of the time.

Breaking out the Big Gun again :bigun:

My only damn win was my Fatten your wallet play....I mean I was right on with this gem. I hope everyone cashed this one and fattened their wallets. :spotting: it was a chubba wubba.

I wasn't done there, I played the 4 o'clock games but I didn't post them, but you guys should just take my word for it anyway and I'll just count them.

down





down





huge, i mean HUGE Den (pk)



Well I guess I'm not posting ever again.

So, i was down to my last few to cash and I had to break into my christmas club account......I mean after looking at the SAGARIN ratings I decided to come up with my own system and use sagarins ratings, so don't tell me how to run it. and I could of swore it said:

Cardinals 11.65 vs 49ers 28.80
they have 49ers winning by 17.15 :thumb:

a difference of 21.15 pts from the vegas line

well 49ers lost a nail biter, a lot of questionable calls from the refs. I DEFINATELY was on the RIGHT SIDE of this one. Thats ok I'm still up 1431 units on the year.

But it all doesnt matter because I took the Patriots for 500 units and erased all my losses today......

What you guys don't beleive me?? I swear....so we'll just count it as 1 win on the day.

SO i'm now 101-1....my last 102 wagers/posts :clap: :clap:

:bigun:



sorry for the ramble and vent, 2-6 on the day, worst day of the NFL year for me, so I'm grumpy
 
Last edited:

GM

PleasureGlutton
Forum Member
Jan 21, 2000
2,962
5
0
123
Toronto, ON, Canada
Great day Dice!! I coat-tailed you on all your plays and KILLED MY MAN.

And way to include almost every excuse ever used all in one post, and make reference to about a dozen different guys here in the process! That post was really great.
 

Dice34

Off parole
Forum Member
Dec 18, 2004
4,731
27
0
D.O.C.
it was a joke my man...you didn't like it?....sorry to offend you
 
Last edited:

GM

PleasureGlutton
Forum Member
Jan 21, 2000
2,962
5
0
123
Toronto, ON, Canada
I was laughing with you... not offended in the slightest. I thought your post was hilarious! The way you incorporated so many of the styles of other people here was brilliant in my opinion. Sorry if that didn't come through in my response. Not sure why you thought I was criticizing you.

I was going along with the joke but I guess it didn't translate well in written form... saying I killed my man because that last play came through for us for all the units, ala Anthony Richkas... guy would go 1-6 on the day but always Killed The Man with that big, last huge play.

(edit) AND...I sympathize with you if you really did have a bad day. This has been a tough year for a lot of very good handicappers. Personally I was doing exceptionally well the first 8 weeks of the year, but the last 4 weeks have been really rough. I would not come into your thread to kick you when you're down.

Peace.
 
Last edited:

Dice34

Off parole
Forum Member
Dec 18, 2004
4,731
27
0
D.O.C.
Sorry GM,

Now after you said that and I read it again (slower this time) it makes sense..I guess I was still dizzy from yesterday, but I'll tell ya, writing that made me feel a hell of alot better. It was all in good fun, nothing more. I could of did a few more references but I ran out of games, I guess I read the board too much..... But, I'm glad you enjoyed it, I thought some people might get a laugh, while others might be offended.

I guess I'll just hang out in the general forum this week and let the bitterness subside.

And I don't mind getting my balls busted, if i do it, then I'll welcome it.

I'm breaking out the big gun again :bigun:
 

coverman

Registered User
Forum Member
Oct 3, 2004
74
1
0
That shit was great as I got killed Sunday to . Home dogs arent what used to be . Though I think it is about to change starting to nite. See some heavy chalk next week as well.
 
Bet on MyBookie
Top