Nope. You're just gonna have to take a break damn it Raymond! Take your wife over to Magen's Bay and have a couple of tropical drinks and catch some rays.
Take the ferry to Virgin Gorda......awesome place and your wife will enjoy the baby goats and wild cattle running everywhere. Just relax and get internet access with your laptop
ray, when you go to magens bay, go over to the tikki bar and ask for chris and tell him your a friend of mine. and whatever you do, spend a day on tortola.