LETTER TO SANTA:
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I am writing to you today the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades , and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain cells studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my
neighbors. I would go on erands, and even help the eldrly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. "What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the **** were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole ****ing year to cop out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you havn't ****ed me enough, you gave that sniffling little weasel across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me catch you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year, or I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the ****ing north pole, just like I have to do now since you didn't get me a ****ing bike.
**** you Santa, next year you'll find out just how bad I can be, you fat **********.
Little Beantownjim
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I am writing to you today the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades , and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain cells studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my
neighbors. I would go on erands, and even help the eldrly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. "What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the **** were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole ****ing year to cop out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you havn't ****ed me enough, you gave that sniffling little weasel across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me catch you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year, or I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the ****ing north pole, just like I have to do now since you didn't get me a ****ing bike.
**** you Santa, next year you'll find out just how bad I can be, you fat **********.
Little Beantownjim
