WELL BOYS ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN CHRISTMAS TIME THE DAY YURIS WIFE SENDS OVER A RUSSIAN RUM CAKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A RUM CAKE BUT I THINK SHE USES STOLI 150 PFOOF VODKA.EVERY CHRIST LATELY FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS YURIS WIFE MAKES US A CAKE LAST YEAR I HAD ONE PIECE AND ENDED UP ON THE COUCH PASSED OUT FOR 8 HOURS COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME IF I ATE 2 PIECES HELL THE AMBULANCE WOULD BE AT MY HOUSE.LAST NIGHT MY LOVELY WIFE MET YURIS WIFE OUTSIDE THE HOUSE AND SHE SAID SHE HAD A CAKE FOR US OF COURSE MY WIFE HAD TO BE POLITE AND SHE COMMENTED ON HOW MUCH I ENJOYED THE RUM CAKE LAST YEAR.JESUS CHRIST I WAS COCKED BY JUST SMELLING THE CAKE.WE USUALLY CALL IT A TRUCE AND YURI AND HIS WIFE STOP BY THE HOUSE FOR AN HOUR OR SO CHRISTMAS DAY.
BOYS I KNOW YURI WILL STAY ALLDAY SO I MAKE SURE I NEVER HAVE ANY HARD ALCOHOL IN THE HOUSE AND YURI ISNT A BIG BEER MAN.IT WORKS GREAT YURI ALWAYS SAYS SO JIM DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE VODKA AND I SAY NO YURI I GAVE YOU THE LAST OF IT.THEN YURI WILL PUT ON HIS COAT AND TELL HIS WIFE LETS GO THEY ARE OUT OF BOOZE.MAN DO I KNOW THESE RUSSIANS OR WHAT.IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET RID OF A RUSSIAN JUST TELL THEM YOU DONT HAVE ANY MORE ALCOHOL THEY WILL BE RUNNING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE LIKE BULLET BOB HAYES.
BOYS IF I AM NOT AROUND LATER ON TONIGHT YOU WILL KNOW I ATE TO MUCH OF YURIS WIFES CAKE.YURI USUALLY COMES BY ABOUT 3 SO I GUESS I WILL BE ON THE COUCH UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING MAN THESE RUSSIAN WOMEN CAN REALLY COOK. dance2 THIS IS ME AFTER ONE PIECE OF RUSSIAN RUM CAKE MADE WITH PURE VODKA
BOYS I KNOW YURI WILL STAY ALLDAY SO I MAKE SURE I NEVER HAVE ANY HARD ALCOHOL IN THE HOUSE AND YURI ISNT A BIG BEER MAN.IT WORKS GREAT YURI ALWAYS SAYS SO JIM DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE VODKA AND I SAY NO YURI I GAVE YOU THE LAST OF IT.THEN YURI WILL PUT ON HIS COAT AND TELL HIS WIFE LETS GO THEY ARE OUT OF BOOZE.MAN DO I KNOW THESE RUSSIANS OR WHAT.IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET RID OF A RUSSIAN JUST TELL THEM YOU DONT HAVE ANY MORE ALCOHOL THEY WILL BE RUNNING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE LIKE BULLET BOB HAYES.
BOYS IF I AM NOT AROUND LATER ON TONIGHT YOU WILL KNOW I ATE TO MUCH OF YURIS WIFES CAKE.YURI USUALLY COMES BY ABOUT 3 SO I GUESS I WILL BE ON THE COUCH UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING MAN THESE RUSSIAN WOMEN CAN REALLY COOK. dance2 THIS IS ME AFTER ONE PIECE OF RUSSIAN RUM CAKE MADE WITH PURE VODKA
