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'The Factor's' New Year's Resolutions...

Thursday, December 22, 2005

By Bill O'Reilly



"The Factor's" resolutions for the New Year.

First, we resolve to continue saving energy. The American people must cut back on oil consumption. It's what we can do to fight the war on terror. OPEC is not looking out for us. Let's all cut back on energy use as much as we can.

Next, we're going to continue looking out for the kids and pushing Jessica's Law to protect them in all 50 states.

We resolve to continue watching all the powerful in America, including the print press, which has drifted sharply left during the Bush administration. Papers like The Dallas Morning News and The Tampa Tribune, which were moderate in the past, are now firmly in the secular camp.

But I must compliment The Los Angeles Times under its new editor. It's become more balanced in its hard news pages. The editorial page is still liberal, but that's fine. Every newspaper has a right to its ideological opinion.

We resolve to hold prominent people accountable when they smear others. That simply has to stop. But karma is kicking in. For example, left wing zealot George Clooney ran around smearing me to try to bring attention to his movies this season. It didn't work. Fewer than four million Americans went to see his first film. And the second one is shaping up to be a big box office bomb.

Now Clooney's a talented guy. He's making a huge mistake using smear tactics.

Publisher's Weekly reports that Dutton printed 750,000 copies of Stuart Smally's new book. According to Nielsen, that book has sold about 150,000 copies. So there will be no Merry Christmas at Dutton. The book's a disaster.

And speaking of disasters, our competitor at MSNBC is a notorious smear merchant. So far this month, December, "The Factor's" third rerun at 4:00 in the morning has beaten the MSNBC's original 8:00 program more than 50 percent of the time. Unbelievable.

"Talking Points" resolves to keep the pressure on the Bush administration to secure the borders because we believe this is a life/death situation.

We resolve to continue watching the ACLU, the nation's most dangerous organization. We resolve to report better, write better, interview better, and interrupt less. That last one may be dicey.

Finally, we resolve in our 10th year to continue bringing you an honest broadcast that is not afraid of anyone. We know your time is valuable. I firmly resolve never to waste it. And that's "The Memo."
 

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I've never felt the need to resort to this icon until now... :jerkit:

O'Reilly may as well just masturbate in front of everyone.

He resolves to continue being the greatest human being on earth. Alright, man! We all owe him our lives. :)
 

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The man has to be among the funniest people in prime time. A true comedic character generally has to have a blind obsession, and most great comedic characters have many. O'Reilly has got to have at least a half dozen blind obsessions, many of them readily apparent in this latest paranoid rant.
 

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i was sorta a fan of O'Reilly until he appeared on the Daily Show and showed 0% of any level of humor or humility or anything. The dude is so self-absorbed it goes leaps and bounds beyond any relevant political points he may actually be trying to make.

His crusade against fRANCE - Pointless
His sense that he is the only thing keeping Christmas alive - DELUSIONAL
His false checks and balances on the Right - well, ...false.

I give him credit for his fatcor for kids stuff - that's actually probably very positive.

OK Bill - for the sake of the kids - I let you live.
 

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smurphy said:
I've never felt the need to resort to this icon until now... :jerkit:

O'Reilly may as well just masturbate in front of everyone.

He resolves to continue being the greatest human being on earth. Alright, man! We all owe him our lives. :)


How come your always beating off ???? find a woman and figure out what to do with it already will ya ?? Ahhh Santa Barbara probably gay sorry just figured that out .
 

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yes palehose, that must be it. you go ahead thinking santa barbara (and the entire cali state for that matter) is gay. this whole state is nothin but fags, man. stay away. man, this is a terrible place to visit - let alone live. i'm constantly hit on by guys, there's no hot women at all, the weather sucks ass, the landscape is boring, .....but most of all it's just so damn homosexual.
 

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yes palehose, that must be it. you go ahead thinking santa barbara (and the entire cali state for that matter) is gay. this whole state is nothin but fags, man. stay away. man, this is a terrible place to visit - let alone live. i'm constantly hit on by guys, there's no hot women at all, the weather sucks ass, the landscape is boring, .....but most of all it's just so damn homosexual.

Thanks for Confirmation ! ...but been their done that and believe me when I say have at it :mj07:
a mere 2 more years and I will retire ...Midwest in the summer and Mexico in the winter :mj14:
 

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thanks for the warning. we can stay out of each other's way and be very happy. you go, girl!
 

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thanks for the warning. we can stay out of each other's way and be very happy. you go, girl!


Yepper, I will check you out on the news :mj07: Good luck your gonna need it :)
 

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First, we resolve to continue saving energy. The American people must cut back on oil consumption. It's what we can do to fight the war on terror. OPEC is not looking out for us. Let's all cut back on energy use as much as we can.

We resolve to continue watching all the powerful in America, including the print press, which has drifted sharply left during the Bush administration.


Two things I wonder aloud about. I wonder what O'Reilly drives and if he turns his thermostat down, lights off, etc. Talk about a sound bite...

Also, I would especially question his second assessment. To hear conservatives tell it, the press has been far left biased since I was a little democratic toddler. If anything, the Bush administration seems to have cultivated many of the major politicos in the media and have gotten their message out in force. Not to mention PURCHASING the press outright to further their war message abroad.

Not a big deal, I realize O'Reilly is an entertainer. I think one omitted resolution should be to avoid making phone sex calls in 2006... :142hump: :)
 
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