Why there's no Afro American drivers in NASCAR

[snoopol]

Beantownjim should like it.

Why there are no "African American" NASCAR drivers


David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no "African American" NASCAR drivers:

(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE #ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run like Hell!!!

 

[freelancc]

:scared :scared :scared

 

[Another Steve]

This has already been moved to the dumper once

 

[IntenseOperator]

As per usual......

his best one is #10 :mj07:

 

[Agent 0659]

As per usual......

his best one is #10 :mj07:

:yup


jljl;jl;jl;l;

 

[hedgehog]

:scared :mj07:

 

[sportsnut13]

there are no brother that are REDNECKS!!!!!

 

[UGA12]

I find it hard to believe letterman would have a top ten this funny!

 

[Dice34]

How about it, thats the funniest top 10 of his I've ever seen

 

[homedog]

:clap: :clap: :clap:
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[smurphy]

there are no brother that are REDNECKS!!!!!

ah-hem, cough, cough ....Karl Malone

 

[Blazer]

I think a black NASCAR team is a goldmine. All black ownership and driver with ethnic products as sponsors would have a huge following (both positive and negative).

 

[william13]

a little nascar trivia .....

who was the first and only BLACK man to win a nascar race ?
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wendell scott
dec 1st.. 1963 .. he won by two laps .

the movie greased lighting (rich pryor) 1977 was about mr scott's racing life ....

 

[beantownjim]

PLEASE BOYS HAVENT THE NIGERIANS TAKEN OVER ALL THE OTHER MAJOR SPORTS NOW NASCAR.I DONT THINK IT WILL EVER HAPPEN BLACKS DONT HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN IT TAKES AND THE CONCENTRATION TO GO AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR 4 HOURS WITHOUT STOPPING FOR KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.ITS A KNOWN FACT MOST BLACKMEN ONLY DRIVE CARS TO PICK UP WHITE WOMEN AND TAKE THEM OUT FOR SOME FRIED CHICKEN BLACKS HATE TO DRIVE.I ONCE AXED A BLACK GUY IN THE BUILDING TRADES HOW COME NIGERIANS DONT LIKE TO DRIVE NASCARS AND HE TOLD ME DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE EVERYTIME A BROTHER DRIVES OUT ON THE SOUTH EAST EXPRESSWAY HERE IN BOSTON IT SUCKS.EVERYTIME YOU SWITCH LANES THERE IS A HONKY THERE BEEPIONG HIS HORN AND YELLING F-CK YOU NIGERIAN .HE SAID IF THEY ALLOW BLACKS INTO NASCAR WITHIN A YEAR THERE WILL BE A DRIVE BY SHOOTING BY ONE OF THE BLACK DRIVERS.YOU SEE BOYS BOTTOM LINE BLACK GUYS THINK THE DUMB HICKS AND HONKY HILLBILLIES WHO DRIVE NASCAR ARE MORONS AND FOR ONCE I AM IN FULL AGREEMENT WITH THE NIGERIANS.

SOME OF YOUR DUMBEST WHITE GUYS ARE DRIVING NASCARS ITS FULL OF RACIST'S AND HILLBILLIES.

I HAVE TO ADMIT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SEE A BLACK DRIVER WITH A KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN SPONSOR. AND AN ALL BLACK CREW WHERE DALE JARRET THE BIGGEST RACIST AROUND RUNS OVER THE WHOLE BLACK TEAM AS HE GOES TO MAKE A PIT STOP SORRY FELLAS BUT THE NIGERIANS LOOKED LIKE OIL CANS ALL BLACK I DIDNT SEE THEM. :mj07: