Now, we all have songs we hate. I am talking about songs on the station that you normally listen to, though. I don't mean "Gramma Got Run Over By a Reindeer", or any of that shit. I'm talking about songs that assholes actually request, and the dj actually plays.
Up here in Shitsconsin, our local 'rock' station is playing the first 2006 requests of 2006. They can be any song that has ever been in the station's rotation over their 30 year history, and some old classics come out, and have you saying, "Oh, I remember that song!"
Then.....you just have the stupid fuking songs that I have no idea why people would ever want to hear them! Here is a small sample of the songs that still get air play up here, and it makes me sick:
Okay.......I could go on, but you guys need to fill some space, here.
What song does your station still play way too much that you just wish they would lose all together?
Up here in Shitsconsin, our local 'rock' station is playing the first 2006 requests of 2006. They can be any song that has ever been in the station's rotation over their 30 year history, and some old classics come out, and have you saying, "Oh, I remember that song!"
Then.....you just have the stupid fuking songs that I have no idea why people would ever want to hear them! Here is a small sample of the songs that still get air play up here, and it makes me sick:
- This Beat Goes On/Switch Into Glide----The Kings
Was this song ever any good? No, homo......it wasn't. What's worse, most of these queens who request it, think the "Kinks" did it. (May Ray Davies kick you in the balls, you simple fukc!)
- Fred Bear---Ted Nugent
Yeah, we all know Sweaty Uncle Teddy has a boner for the great outdoors, and killin' shit. I guess that makes him the Patron Saint of Rednecks?
At least five times a week some hick up here feels the need to "get in touch with nature" through this song. Here's a hint. Take another piss off of your front porch for that "nature's touch" that you crave.
- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida---Iron Butterfly
17:05 of "STFU".
- The Lumberjack-----Jackyl
Again.....WTF? That song was cool when you were 16, and "played" it on your old man's chain-saw in the garage, but you're thirty now, so grow the fukc up. Request that song one more time, and use the saw to chop off the mullet, Joe Dirt!
- Any song by Quiet Riot
See above, except you're 40 and have an air guitar instead of a chain-saw, loser!
Okay.......I could go on, but you guys need to fill some space, here.
What song does your station still play way too much that you just wish they would lose all together?
