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Agent 0659

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If so, please help!! You all know the type, I'm guessing a lot of guys on here fit the profile of the "Weaver".

Ok, I make my daily commute on a very busy 2 lane road, where the speed limit is 40mph. Nevermind that, because you can do 60 and you will get passed as if you are standing still. However speeding is NOT my issue here, its the dumb FUKCS and their incessant weaving!! You know the guy, if hes in your lane he wants in the other, only to weave back in to yours 15 seconds later, then darts back to the other, pretty soon everyone is riding everyones ass, and you get like 30 people all jockying for position like its a restart at the Indy 500, except 9 out of 10 are on their cell phone. Then guess what, we come up to a stoplight (about every 1/2 mile) and everyone is for the most part equal again. So does this idiot lay off? NO, he speeds up as fast as he can, rides someones ass, and begins his daring in and out of traffic manuevers again, until the next stop light, where we are all equal AGAIN, and the process repeats itslef. It happens EVERY morning, and EVERY afternoon. Dont you realize there are no fruits to your labor? Cant you see that you are doing all this for absolutely no reason? Dont you notice while sitting at that next light that you just went through all that trouble to cut me off 30 seconds ago and now here I am right next to you? So say you do slide through 1 light that I dont. What, you beat me somewhere by a minute, TOPS! Is it really worth all that? I need to know!!

Thanks,

Agent


BTW, I'm NOT a slow driver, I just completed my defensive driving for having 2 tickets in the last year, both for more than 25 over the limit so again SPEEDING is not my issue here!
 

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Agent 0659 said:
Yeah 6-5, not much traffic in the woods, unless you happen to stumble upon a Gaggle O Geese

we do have some traffic here in mudlick since all the woods' roads were closed down. :mj07:
 

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Agent 0659 said:
BTW, I'm NOT a slow driver, I just completed my defensive driving for having 2 tickets in the last year, both for more than 25 over the limit so again SPEEDING is not my issue here!


I'm guessing that somewhere someone has a thread started about "the jerk who flew by me today while I was doing the speed limit".........


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Don't let the guy back into your lane, and you have the problem solved.
 

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Its not that I'm mad they are cutting me off, because I rarely let them back into my lane. Its just that...well nevermind.
 

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I know what you mean...
we have a road here, that all the lights are timed. It is about a 10 mile stretch. The speed limit is 45 and if you go between 45-50, you will make every single light, without having to slow down. The lights are just about every 1/2 mile. Well people take off from the light and speed up to 60 mph as fast as they can, only to get stuck at the next light. It sucks because most people know about the times lights and traffic would flow perfectly, except these people are completely stopped when the 'normal' traffic gets to the light. So instead of traffic flowing right through, everyone needs to stop because the morons are stuck at the light.
 

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I get it, Agent. The thing is......we will never get what some people do on the road.

Why do some folks continue to do 60 in the passing lane, and fukc up traffic for miles behind them?

Why do cars merging onto a hiway figure they have to do it at 35 mph, when they are supposed to get up to the speed limit?

Why do other cars, break to 25 mph, to let those assholes in, instead of speeding up?

Why does someone pull out in front of you at an intersection, when there is not a car behind you for a mile and a half?

Why does that same car go about a block, and turn?

Oh, and if you are on a quiet country road making that stupid left hand turn? If there is no oncoming traffic, and there are cars behind you doing 60+, get the fukc over in the other lane to slow down, and make your stupid turn! You LIVE in the sticks, Bumpkin......Learn the rules out there!

Why is it people walking against the light, figure you should wait/slow down for them? I know that I have caused more than one smart assed punk to have to change his shorts over this!


Now you got me going, you fukker!..................
 

BleedDodgerBlue

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Theres two kinds of traffic in LA.

there are those days where you are lucky to get to 30 mph because of all the traffic.

then there are the days where you can be going 80 and get beeped at and people flying all around you. its kinda scary.
 

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yyz said:
Why does someone pull out in front of you at an intersection, when there is not a car behind you for a mile and a half?

Why does that same car go about a block, and turn?



:cursin: :cursin: :cursin:

Errrr those fukcers piss me off!! You just had to pull out there didnt you asshole!
 

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i just got a speeding ticket outside of kingman, az on my way to vegas....i was clocked going 93 in a 65 mph zone.....the cop wrote that i was going 89 so he wouldn't have to take me to jail....

i use to drive a cab in ny when i was going to college.....

i picked up 2 very bad habits from my cab days....

excessive speeding & weave in & out of lanes....

my father used to tell me that i'm in a hurry to go nowhere.....

my wife for years has told me she doesn't want to die in an auto accident & has pleaded with me to slow down.....

hopefully, i will learn a lesson from the above ticket & control my reckless driving......
 

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I'm usually running late for work everyday, I'm the guy thats usually in the passing lane and will drive up on your ass until you move out of the way.......No lie, I'll see about 10-12 middle fingers a week and when that happens I'll slow down flip the finger and scream I'll Fuk you up.......I'm not right, I get extreme road rage, its almost like terets(spelling) the profanities come in a flury...but then I'll laugh about it as I pull away, just to calm down.....I hate when people do 60 in a 65 in the passing lane, it drives me nuts......but if they don't get out of the way in 5 secs, then I start weaving.........
 

Agent 0659

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I shouldnt bitch, it all leads to worse driving, leading to higher Insurance premiums, equaling a raise for me! :)
 

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Does it bother anybody when I straddle both lanes going down to the football games so as to not let people fly down the right side 3 blocks to merge in front of everyone else who waited single file in the left lane. :mj07:
 

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When did using a crosswalk become an art form only mastered by a rare few? Here in Nashville it seems hoards of people (mainly tourists wearing cowboy hats) can't grasp the concept of crossing a road in the city. :cursin:
 

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Franky Wright said:
Does it bother anybody when I straddle both lanes going down to the football games so as to not let people fly down the right side 3 blocks to merge in front of everyone else who waited single file in the left lane. :mj07:

NICE! I do the exact same thing. :clap:
 

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I drive on 495 (Capital Beltway) everyday and yes i would say I am of the weaver variety
 
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