MISS AMERICA 2006(A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION)

[beantownjim]

BOYS PLEASE SIGN IN HERE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE 2006 WWW.MISSAMERICA.ORG CONTEST.THE WINNER WILL RECIEVE A 300 DOLLAR PRIZE YET TO BE DETERMINED.BOYS THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST CONTEST IN MADJACKS HISTORY SO DONT WATE TO SIGN UP BEFORE ALL THE GOOD DOGS I MEAN LADIES ARE TAKEN.

PICK 3 WOMEN YOUR TOP SELECTION IS WORTH 10 POINTS TO WHOEVER PICKS THE WINNER YOUR 2 REMAINING PICKS ARE WORTH 5 POINTS EACH.

THIS CONTEST IS A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION HOWEVER BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CASH PAYOUTS HELL I AM PRODUCER NOT A BANK.ENJOY FELLAS ITS A TOUGH FIELD TO HANDICAPP MAN THERE SURE ARE SOME UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN THIS YEAR.

INDIANA,DELEWARE,WYOMING,WISCONSIN,ARIZONA,JUST TO NAME A FEW. :scared

 

[beantownjim]

THE CONTEST CAN BE SEEN ON LIVE T.V THE CMT NETWORK AT 9PM FROM THE ALADIN CASINO IN LAS VEGAS.

BOYS WE CANT SCREW UP THIS CONTEST IT IS ON NATIONAL T.V. SO WE CAN ALL FOLLOW IT LIVE.ENJOY THE CONTEST FELLAS AND REMEMBER THERE IS A 300 DOLLAR PRIZE AT STAKE HERE.

 

[Blackman]

BOYS WE CANT SCREW UP THIS CONTEST IT IS ON NATIONAL T.V. SO WE CAN ALL FOLLOW IT LIVE.ENJOY THE CONTEST FELLAS AND REMEMBER THERE IS A 300 DOLLAR PRIZE AT STAKE HERE.

BTJ,

You could screw up a wet dream.

 

[kneifl]

THIS CONTEST IS A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

kneifl

 

[beantownjim]

HEY KNIEFL TAKE A LOOK AT MISS NEVADA IS SHE YOUR TWIN SISTER MAN YOU LOOK ALIKE.MISS NEW HAMPSHIRE LOOKS WEIRD THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF A JOKE THESE WOMEN ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL. :scared


THIS IS GOING TO BE A TOUGH CONTEST TO HANDICAPP THERE ISNT ANY STICK OUTS.

 

[beantownjim]

THEY MADE A MISTAKE WITH MISS DELEWARE AND POSTED MR DELEWARE JESUS CHRIST SHE MUST BE 45 YEARS OLD.WHO THE F-CK WAS PICKING THESE WOMEN RAY CHARLES. :scared

 

[beantownjim]

SINCE THIS IS A (BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION I WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE MY SELECTIONS WELL HERE GOES.

1- MISS TENNESSEE (10 POINT) WINNER
2- MISS MASSACHUSETTS (5 POINT)
3- MISS TEXAS (5 POINT)

PICK THREE WOMEN WHOEVER GETS THE MOST POINTS WINS.IF ANYBODY PICKS ALL 3 IN THE EXACT ORDER WILL COLLECT 100 DOLLAR BONUS SO MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR SELECTIONS IN ORDER OF FINISH.

THIS IS A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION IF ANYBODY IS INTERESTED IN HIRING BEANTOWNJIM'S PRODUCTION COMPANY FOR ANY FUTURE CONTEST'S JUST GIVE YOUR IDEAD TO MY ASSOCIATE JACKSON WOODEN.THANK YOU,BEANTOWNJIM

 

[RAYMOND]

beantown your a nut :mj07:

merry xmas

 

[freelancc]

when is this contest.. next summer.. :mj07:

 

[freelancc]

there is some talent

 

[Bombs]

if anyone was wondering if "beauty pageants" were dead, take a look at this menagerie. holy shit these girls are ugly, and these are their glam shots.

 

[mcgruder]

3-homegrown women!

3-homegrown women!

1. District of Columbia
2. Oregon
3. South Dakota

You can take these 3 to the bank.

 

[THE KOD]

1- MISS TENNESSEE (10 POINT) WINNER
2- MISS MASSACHUSETTS (5 POINT)
3- MISS TEXAS (5 POINT)

 

[Theismann]

1-Miss New York Winner 10pt
2-Miss North Carolina 5pt
3-Miss Umass 5pt

 

[Blazer]

What happens if there is a tie?

 

[hawkeye]

1st--New Mex
2nd-Iowa of course
3rd-Colorado-of course

 

[hm23]

holy christ....talk about slim pickins

1. Tennessee - winner

2. Washington

3. Texas

goddamnit btj...you sure you didn't confuse the Ms. Transsexual America pageant with the legit one. I must be a sucker :s4: ....another btj production :mj21:

 

[hm23]

hey, beanie oke ....aren't ya gonna promote your own Mr. America fiasco...I mean, Ms. America contest? :bed:

I don't think anyone will be touchin their weiner with most of these dogs.

Sat . eve on CMT...for what it's worth. :wall:

 

[beantownjim]

UNLESS OUR HERO JACKSON WOODEN FINDS US A SPONSOR I AM AFFRAID BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTIONS IS GOING BROKE.I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THIS CONTEST BUT IT HAS BEEN A TOUGH YEAR FOR BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTIONS THE LAST CONTEST ALMOST BANKRUPTED MY COMPANY I AM STILL FIGHTING OFF LAWSUITS.

JACK THE BOYS HAVE SPOKEN LETS SEE WHAT WE CAN DO TO FIND A SPONSOR AND THIS TIME IT WILL BE LIVE ON NATIONAL T.V. :clap:

 

[vinnie]

HOLD ON BEANER JACK IS WAITING ON A $500 CHECK FROM THE WORM ON A BET HE SUCKERED HIM INTO :mj07:
UNLESS OF COURSE THE WORM IS WELCHER LIKE YOU AND NEVER SENDS IT ;142loser: