Odds that Clem got some?

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LuckyIrish

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Odds:

Clem got some snatch +200

Clem went home and whacked off -300

Clem passed out cold -700

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j/k Clem hope all went well. :clap:
 
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If the "tanned and toned princess" decided to go out with our man on New Years Eve, she knows what she's in for. So, I put Clem at "odds on" to get something. Therefore, I put Clem at -600 to get it all.

His offense ( 2" of dangling fury) will penetrate the defensive bush sometime in the early morning. His God given ability and"nose for goal line" will not be denied.

As for passing out, my model show Clem as a heavy dog. If it happens, it will be from pure pleasure......I make Clem +1200 on this issue.

Just like this weeks football games, there are too many variables to put a accurate line on Clem whacking off. If "she" puts up a big defensive effort then Clem could be as much as a -400 favorite to bat the clowns around. But her defense will be weakened severely by alcolol comsumption and Clems offensive pressure. I'd say this prop is +300 against whacking.
 
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Clem D

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Damn how did I miss this thread. Fukcing priceless. Here is a brief recap from the New Years Eve Date.

We drank heavily. How heavily? Lets just say Ol' Clem was dancing and somehow wound up in a dance contest that I vaguely remember. Somehow won an ipod for winning that damn contest. How the fcuk that happened I will never know. We took a cab to my place as driving was not something I remembered how to do. Sparks flew all night we had some preliminaries in the cab. It was quite clear that I was not going to be punching the clown tonight.
All went extremely well and the booze clearly aided in me giving her a good show. The two inches of dangling fury wore out at about the 5 minute mark instead of the usual 2. When we were finished we both passed out and I was awaken by the sound of my new squeeze blowing groceries in the John. It must be love because I held her hair back for her until she was finished. Otherwise I would have just pretended to sleep through it.

We have seen a lot of each other since.
 
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Clem D said:
Damn how did I miss this thread. Fukcing priceless. Here is a brief recap from the New Years Eve Date.

We drank heavily. How heavily? Lets just say Ol' Clem was dancing and somehow wound up in a dance contest that I vaguely remember. Somehow won an ipod for winning that damn contest. How the fcuk that happened I will never know. We took a cab to my place as driving was not something I remembered how to do. Sparks flew all night we had some preliminaries in the cab. It was quite clear that I was not going to be punching the clown tonight.
All went extremely well and the booze clearly aided in me giving her a good show. The two inches of dangling fury wore out at about the 5 minute mark instead of the usual 2. When we were finished we both passed out and I was awaken by the sound of my new squeeze blowing groceries in the John. It must be love because I held her hair back for her until she was finished. Otherwise I would have just pretended to sleep through it.

We have seen a lot of each other since.
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Wouldn't expect anything less...nicely done.
 
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