Are You Gay..............Take the Test

Wineguy

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Sportsaholic said:
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Maybe you should switch from wine to beer


Damn, I love beer, I just collect good wines and love them too. I guess when my buddies come and watch games at my house, and they ask, "What do you have open tonight?", I'm going to make them take this test, then tell them to get a FAWKING BEER! :mj06:

On another note, to those others above the 30% Mendoza line on this test, I sent it to my girlfriend and her friends, and she stated I was "Metro-sexual" which is a good thing in women's minds, so, I guess I'll run with that one.

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JACK THIS TEST IS A FRAUD SURE YOU PASSED THIS GAY TEST BUT DID YOU TAKE THE BEANTOWNJIM FAG TEST.IT IS 100% ACCURATE. :scared
 

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Right on the Mendoza Line, 30%. I think I'm 3% less gay than last time. I'm definitely penalized for having big eyebrows that need maintenance....and for having enough money to hire people to fix my toilet rather than jumping in myself.
 

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WTF? 3% :cursin:

So if any of you Homo's touch my stuff, you're dead!
 

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beantownjim said:
JACK THIS TEST IS A FRAUD SURE YOU PASSED THIS GAY TEST BUT DID YOU TAKE THE BEANTOWNJIM FAG TEST.IT IS 100% ACCURATE. :scared
nobody can figure out your test. did going to the irish social club with you make someone gay or not? Either way, the all-caps thing very homo.
 
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BOHICA said:
WTF? 3% :cursin:

So if any of you Homo's touch my stuff, you're dead!
How could someone with a Williams' sister as an avatar not be at least 45% gay?
 

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Oh man, thanks Heyward and Joey. 2 spit takes in 4 seconds. You know how hard it is to get coffee out from inbetween the keyboard?
 

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Heyward's post came out of no where.... outstanding!

I'm still trying to figure out how I'm 40 percent gay. I mean yeah, I like cats more than dogs (and will fight that choice to the death), but just because I don't mind them marrying doesn't mean I am one!
 

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Finst, you obviously don't remember our romantic evening in Kenosha for the Pats-Colts game. You had a lot to drink and said some things. If I were more like Joey Dee or BEANTOWNJIM I probably would have consented to experiment. ....Why do you think I took off for that strip club in Racine so fast?
 
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