WELL BOYS WELCOME TO THE MADJACKS/BEANTOWNJIMS ARE YOU GAY TEST. THIS TEST WAS INVENTED BY YOURS TRULY BEANTOWNJIM IT IS 100% ACCURATE IF YOU FAIL MY TEST YOU ARE A FAG.BOYS PLEASE BE HONEST I WONT MAKE FUN OF YOU IF YOU ARE QUEER.I ALREADY TOOK MY TEST AND I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM A FULL BLOODED HETEROSEXUEL MALE.BOYS THERE ARE 8 QUESTIONS IN THE BEANTOWNJIM TEST IF YOU SCORE 5 OR ABOVE YOU SHOULD GO GET FITTED FOR A PAIR OF MENS FIGURE SKATES.MULTIPULE CHOICE ANSWERS.THE ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.GOOD LUCK BOYS I JUST HOPE YOU DONT END UP BEING A FAG.
Q1 WHEN YOU GO TO FILENES OR MACY'S AND YOUR WIFE/BOYFRIEND WANTS YOU TO TRY ON COLOGNE DO YOU
(A) LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF ANYBODY YOU KNOW IS NEARBY
(B) ASK THE PERSON FOR A SAMPLE TO TRY IN PRIVATE
(C) JUST TRY IT AND DO WHAT YOUR SPOUSE SAYS DONT LOOK AROUND
Q2 HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A SHOWER AT A GYM AND LOOKED AT ANOTHER MANS PACKAGE
(A) NO I HAVE NEVER LOOKED AT ANOTHER MANS PACKAGE
(B) I LOOKED BUT I DIDNT GET EXCITED
(C) I GOT A RIPPER MYSELF AND THOUGHT ABOUT BENDING OVER IN FRONT OF THE GUY ON THE SPOT
Q3 WHEN YOU GO TO A STARBUCKS DO YOU
(A) ORDER A REGULAR COFFEE AND A CHEESE DANISH
(B) ORDER A BLACK COFFEE WITH NO COVER AND A DAY OLD MUFFIN
(C) A LATTE WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND A LOW FAT MUFFIN
Q4 WHEN YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ARE PAINTING YOUR ROOMS DOES HE OR SHE
(A) ASK FOR YOUR OPINION ON COLORS AND CURTAINS
(B) YOU MAKE ALL DECISIONS CASE CLOSED
(C) YOU DONT GIVE A F-CK AS LONG AS THE BEER IS COLD AND YOU DONT HAVE TO PAINT
Q5 WHEN YOU AND YOUR PARTNER GO TO HOME DEPOT
(A) ARE YOU EMBARRASSED WHEN YOUR IN THE HOME AND GARDEN SECTION
(B) YOU LOVE THE HOME AND GARDEN SECTION AND THE LOVELY SMELL OF FRESH FLOWERS
(YOU GO BUT YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO BE THERE.
Q6 DO YOU FOLD AND IRON YOUR CLOTHES
(A) I NEVER FOLD AND IRON MY CLOTHES WHO GIVES A F-CK
(B) I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD AND MY PARTNER AND I SHARE IN THE IRONING AND FOLDING OF CLOTHES
(C) MY PARTNER DOES ALL IRONING AND FOLDING WHILE I WATCH FOOTBALL.
Q7 DO YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ENJOY MENS FIGURE SKATING AND THE BALLET
(A) MY PARTNER AND I NEVER WATCH MENS FIGURE SKATING WE WORK LONG HOURS.
(B) I GO TO THE BALLET BUT I AM FORCED TO AND THERE IS ALWAYS A TRADE OFF.
(C) I WOULDNT MISS THE BALLET AND I LOVE MENS FIGURE SKATING WOW THAT RUDY GALENDO IS GORGOUS
Q8 IF BEANTOWNJIM INVITED YOU TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IN SOUTH BOSTON
(A) I WOULD LOVE TO MEET BEANTOWNJIM AND HIS IRISH PALS HE SEEMS LIKE A SUPER GUY AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS CLASS ALL THE WAY
(B) I DONT KNOW I WOULD HAVE TO TALK IT OVER WITH MY PARTNER
(C) I WOULD NEVER GO THAT HOMOPHOBIC MADMAN BEANTOWNJIM AND HIS BUDDY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DONT LIKE GAY MEN AND THEY MIGHT HARM US/.
WELL BOYS THERE IS YOUR TEST I WILL POST THE CORRECT ANSWERS LATER ON REMEMBER BOYS ANYBODY THAT SCORES A 4 OR ABOVE IS A FAG.THIS TEST IS A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION AND IS 100% ACCURATE.GOOD LUCK BOYS REMEMBER YOU MUST ANSWER ALL 8 QUESTIONS
Q1 WHEN YOU GO TO FILENES OR MACY'S AND YOUR WIFE/BOYFRIEND WANTS YOU TO TRY ON COLOGNE DO YOU
(A) LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF ANYBODY YOU KNOW IS NEARBY
(B) ASK THE PERSON FOR A SAMPLE TO TRY IN PRIVATE
(C) JUST TRY IT AND DO WHAT YOUR SPOUSE SAYS DONT LOOK AROUND
Q2 HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A SHOWER AT A GYM AND LOOKED AT ANOTHER MANS PACKAGE
(A) NO I HAVE NEVER LOOKED AT ANOTHER MANS PACKAGE
(B) I LOOKED BUT I DIDNT GET EXCITED
(C) I GOT A RIPPER MYSELF AND THOUGHT ABOUT BENDING OVER IN FRONT OF THE GUY ON THE SPOT
Q3 WHEN YOU GO TO A STARBUCKS DO YOU
(A) ORDER A REGULAR COFFEE AND A CHEESE DANISH
(B) ORDER A BLACK COFFEE WITH NO COVER AND A DAY OLD MUFFIN
(C) A LATTE WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND A LOW FAT MUFFIN
Q4 WHEN YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ARE PAINTING YOUR ROOMS DOES HE OR SHE
(A) ASK FOR YOUR OPINION ON COLORS AND CURTAINS
(B) YOU MAKE ALL DECISIONS CASE CLOSED
(C) YOU DONT GIVE A F-CK AS LONG AS THE BEER IS COLD AND YOU DONT HAVE TO PAINT
Q5 WHEN YOU AND YOUR PARTNER GO TO HOME DEPOT
(A) ARE YOU EMBARRASSED WHEN YOUR IN THE HOME AND GARDEN SECTION
(B) YOU LOVE THE HOME AND GARDEN SECTION AND THE LOVELY SMELL OF FRESH FLOWERS
(YOU GO BUT YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO BE THERE.
Q6 DO YOU FOLD AND IRON YOUR CLOTHES
(A) I NEVER FOLD AND IRON MY CLOTHES WHO GIVES A F-CK
(B) I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD AND MY PARTNER AND I SHARE IN THE IRONING AND FOLDING OF CLOTHES
(C) MY PARTNER DOES ALL IRONING AND FOLDING WHILE I WATCH FOOTBALL.
Q7 DO YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ENJOY MENS FIGURE SKATING AND THE BALLET
(A) MY PARTNER AND I NEVER WATCH MENS FIGURE SKATING WE WORK LONG HOURS.
(B) I GO TO THE BALLET BUT I AM FORCED TO AND THERE IS ALWAYS A TRADE OFF.
(C) I WOULDNT MISS THE BALLET AND I LOVE MENS FIGURE SKATING WOW THAT RUDY GALENDO IS GORGOUS
Q8 IF BEANTOWNJIM INVITED YOU TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IN SOUTH BOSTON
(A) I WOULD LOVE TO MEET BEANTOWNJIM AND HIS IRISH PALS HE SEEMS LIKE A SUPER GUY AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS CLASS ALL THE WAY
(B) I DONT KNOW I WOULD HAVE TO TALK IT OVER WITH MY PARTNER
(C) I WOULD NEVER GO THAT HOMOPHOBIC MADMAN BEANTOWNJIM AND HIS BUDDY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DONT LIKE GAY MEN AND THEY MIGHT HARM US/.
WELL BOYS THERE IS YOUR TEST I WILL POST THE CORRECT ANSWERS LATER ON REMEMBER BOYS ANYBODY THAT SCORES A 4 OR ABOVE IS A FAG.THIS TEST IS A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION AND IS 100% ACCURATE.GOOD LUCK BOYS REMEMBER YOU MUST ANSWER ALL 8 QUESTIONS
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