She's beautiful but..

[Clem D]

My new girlfriend has cranky ass. I don't think I can handle it boys.I walk in the bathroom the other day like an hour after she got done and i almost tapped out on the wall. This room smelled like the bus that takes all the migrant workers back across the border on burrito day.
Her farts sometimes shake the bed and suck the air out of the room like a concussion granade. I think it's because she is a vegan. I would hate to give up this hot piece of tail, but boys it has gotten to the point where I walk through the shit room or one of her farts and I smell it all day. I don't know whether it gets on my clothes like a spray of shit cologne in the air or it somehow gets trapped in my nose. I can't hit it from behind anymore because that seems to open the floodgates and my two inches of dangling fury wants back in my pants asap.
I mean I like to let a good one rip and enjoy my farts just like the next guy. I just never thought I'd find a woman who enjoys farting as much as me and is much better at it. If she ever gives me a Dutch Oven it is all over guys. I have tried to talk about it with her and she just laughs. This bitch is not embarrased about this at all.

Good Grief

 

[Junior44]

If she ever gives me a Dutch Oven it is all over guys.

:lol2 :mj07:

 

[hm23]

I can't hit it from behind anymore because that seems to open the floodgates

moon1 :lol:

 

[thom24ad]

holy chit Clem, what a problem to have...there is always another piece of ass out there...why go through that kind of torture...pretty funny stuff

:142lmao:

 

[The Boys]

Has she ever done this ???


http://www.zombi.dk/video/017.php

 

[zig]

too funny moon1 :violin: :lol2

 

[Mr. Black Cat]

Diet...

Diet...

Feed her lots of Beano and Peanuts. This should help.


If not...kurby

 

[kneifl]

Feed her lots of Beano and Peanuts. This should help.


If not...kurby

Also, as part of the diet make sure to go to Taco Bell at least 3 times a week and load up on Bean Burrito's - YUMMY

kneifl

 

[SixFive]

lmao!! You need to get some candles for the bathroom and bedroom to help mask the smell. Somebody else mentioned beano, and that's probably not a bad idea. Does your bathroom not also have a vent that can be turned on?

 

[Mjolnir]

vegan farts are the worst. how can anything that smells that bad be good?

 

[Dice34]

you need a bunch of tart burners running in that house to kill the smell and to show her what you go thru on a daily basis, you're gonna have to give her a cleveland steamer......end of story

 

[BetRoyalContest]

Here's your solution my friend:

One night when you're laying in the sack, let her fart a good one. Then, hold her head under the covers until she's gasping in her own shit air.

This will teach her!

GL

 

[Joey Dee]

LMFAO

LMFAO

holy chit I almost crapped myself :lol: :bed: :lol:

 

[DBLMUTZ]

Funny stuff clem

HERES A LOOK INTO UR FUTURE

http://www.badongo.net/vid.php?file=2005-09-08_GirlFarts.mpg&s=

AN nine months later.....

http://www.breaktaker.com/displayimage.php?pos=-349

 

[StevieD]

FUNNY STUFF!

 

[boilermaker]

Clem after a good night of drinking be sure to take her by White Castles for a bite to eat. This should help the problem. moon1 :fingerc:

 

[ripken8]

thanks clem,

that's the hardest I've laughed in a while, I owe ya...

 

[Agent 0659]

:s1: :s1: :s1: :s1: :s1: kurby

 

[shamrock]

BEANO, like 65 said, no joke, this shit is exactly 4 people that eat vegetables & get excessive gas.

 

[krc]

:moon: :moon: :moon:


:lol: :lol: :lol:




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