BOYS I DID SOMETHING TODAY I HAVENT DONE IN 30 YEARS AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I LIKED IT.BOYS I AM 45 YEARS OLD I WILL BE 46 ON ST. PATRICKS DAY AND I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I DID TODAY.FELLAS THIS MORNING I HAD AN ACHING TOOTH ACHE AND I WAS TALKING TO JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND A COUPLE OF THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ASKED ME IF HE WANTED HIM TO PUNCH OUT MY TOOTH FOR ME AND I COULD SAVE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED DOLLARS INSTEAD OF A DENTIST PULLING IT.BOYS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME TO GO TALK TO HIS FRIEND PHIL THE PHARMACIST HE IS SITTING AT THE BAR.I TOLD PHIL MY TOOTH WAS BOTHERING ME AND THAT I WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF JOHNNY KNOCKDOWNS HE SAID LETS GO SIT AT THE TABLE AND TALK.WHAT THE F-CK PHIL SAYS I HAVE OXCYCONTIN,WEED,PERKS,WHAT DO YOU NEED JIM.HEY PHIL JONNY SAID YOU WERE A PHARMACIST PHIL SAID I AM A STREET PHARMACIST WHAT THE F-CK.HE SAID JIM I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR TOOTH AND YOU WILL ALSO RELAX.JIM DO YOU SMOKE WEED HEY PHIL I HAVENT SMOKED MARY WANNA SINCE I WAS 15 AND EVEN THEN I JUST TRIED IT I HAVE SMOKED 5 JOINTS MY WHOLE LIFE.I TOOK PHILS ADVICE I BOUGHT 2 JOINTS WOW DO YOU KNOW HOW I FELT THIS AFTERNOON. :142lmao:
BOYS I SMOKED 3/4 OF A JOINT THIS AFTERNOON AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE HEALING DOCTORS ARE RIGHT MARY WANNA IS A GREAT DRUG FOR PAIN.I KNOW SOME STATES ALLOW PEOPLE WITH CANCER AND AIDS TO SMOKE LEGALLY AND NOW I CAN SEE WHY.BOYS DO YOU KNOW AFTER I SMOKED THAT JOINT I FELT GREAT AND MAN DID I LAUGH I SPENT THE AFTERNOON WATCHING THE CARTOON NETWORK I NEVER REALIZED HOW FUNNY BUGS BUNNY IS.I AM ON THE COUCH ALL AFTERNOON WATCHING CARTOONS AND EATING A CHINESE LUNCHEON SPECIAL JESUS CHRIST WHAT A WEIRD FEELING.WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE TODAY I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD A TOOTH ACHE TODAY MAN THIS WEED STUFF IS PRETTY GOOD.DONT GET ME WRONG I DONT WANT TO BECOME A BURN OUT BUT THE WEED TODAY REALLY HIT THE SPOT.
MY LOVELY WIFE ASKED ME WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU WHEN SHE CAME HOME I SAID WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEAR DONT ALL 45 YEAR OLD MEN SIT ON THE COUCH EATING CHINESE FOOD IN THERE UNDERWEAR WATCHING BARNEY AND FRIENDS.MY WIFE WOULD NEVER SUSPECT I SMOKED A JOINT TODAY SO BOYS LETS KEEP THIS IN HOUSE.I HAVE ONE JOINT LEFT BUT I AM AFFRAID TO SMOKE IT PHIL THE PHARMACIST SAID ITS THE BEST STUFF IN TOWN AND HE AINT KIDDING. :iagree:
BOYS I SMOKED 3/4 OF A JOINT THIS AFTERNOON AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE HEALING DOCTORS ARE RIGHT MARY WANNA IS A GREAT DRUG FOR PAIN.I KNOW SOME STATES ALLOW PEOPLE WITH CANCER AND AIDS TO SMOKE LEGALLY AND NOW I CAN SEE WHY.BOYS DO YOU KNOW AFTER I SMOKED THAT JOINT I FELT GREAT AND MAN DID I LAUGH I SPENT THE AFTERNOON WATCHING THE CARTOON NETWORK I NEVER REALIZED HOW FUNNY BUGS BUNNY IS.I AM ON THE COUCH ALL AFTERNOON WATCHING CARTOONS AND EATING A CHINESE LUNCHEON SPECIAL JESUS CHRIST WHAT A WEIRD FEELING.WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE TODAY I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD A TOOTH ACHE TODAY MAN THIS WEED STUFF IS PRETTY GOOD.DONT GET ME WRONG I DONT WANT TO BECOME A BURN OUT BUT THE WEED TODAY REALLY HIT THE SPOT.
MY LOVELY WIFE ASKED ME WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU WHEN SHE CAME HOME I SAID WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEAR DONT ALL 45 YEAR OLD MEN SIT ON THE COUCH EATING CHINESE FOOD IN THERE UNDERWEAR WATCHING BARNEY AND FRIENDS.MY WIFE WOULD NEVER SUSPECT I SMOKED A JOINT TODAY SO BOYS LETS KEEP THIS IN HOUSE.I HAVE ONE JOINT LEFT BUT I AM AFFRAID TO SMOKE IT PHIL THE PHARMACIST SAID ITS THE BEST STUFF IN TOWN AND HE AINT KIDDING. :iagree:
