I'm going gay.

[Penguinfan]

Thats right, there is no avoiding it. In the past few weeks I have had two rectal exams in which a doctor was three knuckles deep, a colonoscopy, and as if that weren't enough I had a physical the other day and wouldn't you know it was time for a prostate exam, WTF?

I made it 35 years with that part of my body being exit only and in just a few short weeks I have been violated, by men, four different times.

Add all that to the number of time PokerStars has ****ed me in the ass the last two days and I have only one obvious choice to make:

Jack, can you get me Marine's phone number?

:sadwave:

 

[IE]

i noticed your voice has dropped a few decibels also, could you speak up a bit?

 

[freelancc]

Jack, can you get me Marine's phone number?

:sadwave:

:scared :scared :scared

 

[THE KOD]

.................................................................................

maybe marine could send his german shepard down to see you

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

:sadwave:

 

[vinnie]

No wonder you were so fond of Kordell Stewart :142hump: :scared :mj07:

 

[Simply In The Red]

Too bad. :sadwave:

But better you than me. :thefinger

 

[sportsnut13]

Jack, can you get me Marine's phone number?

:mj07: :142smilie :142smilie Dam just turned 40 and the doctor wants to see me!! :scared :nono:

 

[3 Seconds]

Damn I didnt think prostate & those rectal exams started till at least your 40's :scared

Are you telling me they start @ 35 now??? :shrug: :nono:

That is only a few years away & if that is the case I need to start mentally preparing for that shit now!

 

[vinnie]

Damn I didnt think prostate & those rectal exams started till at least your 40's :scared

They don't they start at 50 :scared that's why he went gay :shrug:

 

[IE]

if life just doesn't rise up again and kick you in the ass penguinfan with this latest news....when will it stop huh.......

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Playboy To Go Gay
by Peter Moore,

April 3, 2006 - 1:00 pm ET



Playboy is seeing pink and preparing to enter the gay market a London newspaper reports.


The Times of London says that the New York-based company will launch a gay brand in the UK. Playboy produces the world famous straight publication of the same name along with branded books and television.

The Times did not say what venue the company would employ, but reports that if the venture is successful it would be implemented in other regions of the world, presumably the US.

While sales of Playboy magazine have been sluggish - it barely makes a profit - the company has seen huge revenues from its TV properties.

"In the UK, our television people are very interested, and I wouldn't be surprised if we launched something this year, given the importance of the market in Britain," Chief-executive Christine Hefner told The Times.

"We've extended the Playboy brand to women, and where there is a meaningful gay market, launching under a different brand is something we are very comfortable doing."

Hefner, the daughter of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, did not indicate when the new product would be launched.
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i have faith everything will work out for you cause even worse your thread title could have read:


I'm going pay.

 

[redsfann]

I thought it was 50 as well, but my doctor must not have got the memo as I was in last week for my annual physical and he wanted to bend me over for every rectal exam there is. I just stared at him and said are you kidding me? He said no, and I asked him why he thought it was important to get started with this at age 41. I had already told him there was no family history of colon or rectal cancer and he said he wanted to check my prostate. I laughed and said 4 times a week without fail and never a problem getting it or keeping it up--I'll pass, thanks. he persisted and I told him I could understand it if I was out of shape, but I work out 4 times a week, run 30-40 miles a week getting ready for a marathon in Sept-- I really didn't think it was neccessary for him to poke around back there....
he brings it up again next year, I'm changing doctors....:mj07: