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"This team has so much savvy.? ? Mark Schlereth giving his reason that the Patriots are still the team to beat in the AFC East
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?This is one of the most complete quarterbacks in the National Football League.? ? Schlereth on Tom Brady

Good to see Schlereth worked hard to stay sharp during the off-season. And since this was his first TV appearance of the ?new? season, the Schlereth ?____ is the most/best/worst in the National Football League? quote meter stands at 1.
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?This is not a missed opportunity. This is a confidence booster.? ? BJ Armstrong on the Lakers Game 1 loss

Nothing like a good old-fashioned playoff loss to boost your team?s confidence.
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Bartender: Give me something on ice! ? on NHL playoff highlights
Bartender: Give me a Captain Morgan! ? on a Morgan Ensberg homer
Bartender: Give me two shots of Jack! ? on Manny Ramirez?s two homer game

Guess who said these comments? We?ll give you a hint: his name rhymes with Steal Jeverett.
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?Do you get the feeling that this is a hitter?s park or pitcher?s park?? ? Dan McLaughlin questioning Cards hitting coach Hal McRae on the New Busch Stadium

Nothing really alarming with this quote; it?s just that we?re willing to bet members of the Cards clubhouse are probably sick of that question.
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?Clemens is holding the Astros hostage. Either retire or don't retire so they can move on." ? Rob Dibble, Fox Sports

For the love of everything pure and sacred, Rob Dibble is making sense. Welcome to the club, Mr. Dibble.
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"The lack of V8 juice consumed in this league is appalling!" ? Bill Walton on NBA players being out of shape

It should be noted that in his prime, Walton?s V8 juice consisted of some herbal tea spiced with copious amounts of marijuana brownies and a few Grateful Dead songs.
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?Comparing Vince Young with Aaron Rodgers is like putting Peyton Manning and Ryan Leaf in the same sentence.? ? Skip Bayless

Actually Skip, it?s nothing like that at all. In fact, putting Vince Young on the same level as Peyton Manning doesn?t make any sense because Young won a national championship and Peyton, well, you know.
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"Do they make a bust of what my head is now? Or take it back to like it was when I was coaching 30 years ago?" ? John Madden on his Hall of Fame bust

Sources have confirmed to the Media Circus that Madden is in fact still pondering this question.
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?What Makes Stadiums Neat??- The WB Fan Show on WB 11 during a segment called ?10 questions with Tony LaRussa.?

There?s no doubt that a major league manager has heard his share of dumb questions, but ?what makes stadium?s neat?? LaRussa has probably heard better questions during visits to 3rd grade classrooms.


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THIS JUST IN......... LEBRON'S MOM CELEBRATES SON'S TRIPLE DOUBLE BY DRINKING HEAVILY AND THEN DRIVING...
 

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THIS JUST IN......... ... LATEST BIN LADEN VIDEO INTERRUPTED BY BONDS HOME RUN... VERNON DAVIS THE GREATEST PRE-DRAFT TIGHT END SINCE KELLEN WINSLOW, JR.... GREG FREAKING MADDUX BABY! HE'S FOUR ZERO AND FOUR AND ZERO BABY!!!
 

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40 YEARS OLD BABY!!!.... GREG MADDUX BABY!...
 

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Scott-Atlanta said:
bjfinste

Thanks for your support bjf, not that I need it from this moron.

I also grin when I win, and eat many chicken dinners.

I hope wineguy will meet me now. He can bring a few of his buddies.

I am just going to bring one of my dogs.

I will turn my pocket inside out and wineguy will be holding on to it like my little bitch. as we walk around the park.

It should be great fun.

KOD

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give me a break on the above posts and quotes i gathered by me........holy ******

sports gotta get back to sports.....

this media is something else.....
 
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