obsolete cowboy phrases

[nitwit]

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie (Brokeback Mountain)

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

 

[jhorton]

"fill yer hands you son of a bitch"

 

[treyburn]

"We need to round up a posse"

 

[The Boys]

Get along little doggies..........

 

[1%er]

This is a good one

This is a good one

"Open up and say Ahhh, you Dirty little Biatch. Ya you know you like it. You Dirty Dirty whore!!
Why can't I quit you!!"

LOL

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Boys]

Shane...............come back Shane.

 

[SixFive]

lmao, good ones!

 

[ScreaminPain]

You guys a are sick..... :mj07:

 

[The Boys]

Pa, Pa, they took Ma Pa, where is Ma. Pa where did they take Ma

 

[Terryray]

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Joe Buck (Midnight Cowboy, 1969): John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?

 

[fatdaddycool]

count to twenty turn and shoot.

You'll have to suck it out Billy Joe, the poison is spreading.

Don't shoot till you see the white of his eyes.

If I catch him. I'll scalp him.

 

[The Boys]

I'll be your huckleberry

 

[LAPURE]

MISTER YOU'VE GOT ALOT OF HARD BARK ON YOU...RICHARD BOONE

 

[Old School]

Rawhide" (1959) [TV-Series 1959-1966]

"Head them up and move'm out"
Gil Favor (1959-1965


special note
Rowdy Yates (1959-1966)...Clint Eastwood

 

[jimmy the greek]

there are two kinds of people in the world...

 

[nitwit]

there are two kinds of people in the world...


i'm not sure what you mean-
those that are right and those that think their right-

those that are positive and those that are negative-

those that are kind and those that are not-

those that have a sense of humor and those that don't-

whatever kind no offense meant to any brokeback gamblers-

none of us gets out of here alive so we may as well have some laughs-

go dallas and hope everyones bets hit today-

 

[Blazer]

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rawhide!

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good vittles, love, and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride

CHORUS
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide
Count 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, count 'em out,
Count 'em out, ride 'em in
Rawhide!

Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though they're disapprovin'
Keep them dogies movin'
Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
My hearts calculatin'
My true love will be waitin',
Be waitin' at the end of my ride.

Rawhide!
Rawhide!

 

[Old School]

Blazer, no tellin' how long that song will be stuck in my head today :spotting:

 

[Old School]

"Have Gun - Will Travel" (1957)
Paladin: I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it. The balance is perfect. This trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration?



"Bonanza" (1959) [TV-Series 1959-1973]
Quotes:
Ben Cartwright: You and your education.
Adam Cartwright: Education is progress! Now what have you got against it?
Ben Cartwright: I don't have anything against education - as long as it doesn't interfere with your thinking! :mj07:

"Bonanza" aired on NBC in September of 1959. Filmed in color, it was put in the 7:30 PM slot on Saturday nights so that people in the appliance stores could see it on the television sets and be convinced to buy an RCA color television. The ploy worked.

 

[beantownjim]

I DONT KNOW IF THE COWBOYS SAID THIS OR THE ROMANS WAY BACK WHEN.

(BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND WOMEN WERE A BUCK)

THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THE BOYS IN THE OLD WEST WOULD SAY :shrug: