Ok, so I am getting ready to leave the neighborhood here in a week.. and I figure it's time to start paying back some of my neighbors for all the fun they have caused me.
Neighbor #1 - gets his crotchrocket out at 9-10pm in the evenings and is either in his backyard or driveway and REVS it non stop for a good 10-15 minutes at an insane level. This is normally enough to wake my small kids from their slumber and cause me pain and suffering.
Neigbor #1 - also has a dog they let out and night and barks - for up to an hour. It's a loud bark, and it's a wail. Typically from 10-11 and then again lately from 2-3am.
I have had to go outside and throw the damn thing treats and shoes to chew on to shut it up.
Last night at 11pm the dick starts revving his bike again.
This morning at 7am I went outside, got out my lawnmower and put it under his window and started it up and mowed the same 4x4 foot patch of grass for 30 minutes.
I then got out the weedwhacker and revved that puppy up full bore for a good 20 minutes.
I then got out the leaf sucker and revved it for another 15 minutes.
He had the gall to go out his front door and yell at me for mowing my lawn so early.
Me: Is it as loud as a dog barking at 1am?
Him: YES!
Me: Is it louder than a motorcycle revving up?
Him: uhhh no.
Me: I'll try harder next time.
Neighbor #2 - white trash galore.. across the street from me and constantly flicks their cigarette butts in my front lawn.
This morning I made a big ole pile of them on her front step.
Didn't even phase her.
She sat right down next to them and lit up again.
Neighbor #3 - constantly parks numerous cars in the street - rudely enough to prevent people from getting in their driveways. Today I moved my car out of my driveway and put it right across the street from his and returned the favor.
His kids go out and start playing basketball in the street and I have SPALDING tatooed on the sides and hood of my car now.
I yelled at him to show some courtesy - he responded by telling me the street is public property and they can do what they want.
I let him know I am learning golf and will be pracitcing my chip shot next time he parks me in.
Anyone have a chipping wedge I can borrow?
any other nice gifts I can give to these obnoxious folks?
Neighbor #1 - gets his crotchrocket out at 9-10pm in the evenings and is either in his backyard or driveway and REVS it non stop for a good 10-15 minutes at an insane level. This is normally enough to wake my small kids from their slumber and cause me pain and suffering.
Neigbor #1 - also has a dog they let out and night and barks - for up to an hour. It's a loud bark, and it's a wail. Typically from 10-11 and then again lately from 2-3am.
I have had to go outside and throw the damn thing treats and shoes to chew on to shut it up.
Last night at 11pm the dick starts revving his bike again.
This morning at 7am I went outside, got out my lawnmower and put it under his window and started it up and mowed the same 4x4 foot patch of grass for 30 minutes.
I then got out the weedwhacker and revved that puppy up full bore for a good 20 minutes.
I then got out the leaf sucker and revved it for another 15 minutes.
He had the gall to go out his front door and yell at me for mowing my lawn so early.
Me: Is it as loud as a dog barking at 1am?
Him: YES!
Me: Is it louder than a motorcycle revving up?
Him: uhhh no.
Me: I'll try harder next time.
Neighbor #2 - white trash galore.. across the street from me and constantly flicks their cigarette butts in my front lawn.
This morning I made a big ole pile of them on her front step.
Didn't even phase her.
She sat right down next to them and lit up again.
Neighbor #3 - constantly parks numerous cars in the street - rudely enough to prevent people from getting in their driveways. Today I moved my car out of my driveway and put it right across the street from his and returned the favor.
His kids go out and start playing basketball in the street and I have SPALDING tatooed on the sides and hood of my car now.
I yelled at him to show some courtesy - he responded by telling me the street is public property and they can do what they want.
I let him know I am learning golf and will be pracitcing my chip shot next time he parks me in.
Anyone have a chipping wedge I can borrow?
any other nice gifts I can give to these obnoxious folks?
