Best memorable Press Conference(s)

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Mora had a couple of em......... "We couldn't do diddley-poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We didn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked. We sucked. It was a horsesass performance in the second half. Horsesass. I'm totally embarrassed, and I'm totally ashamed. We got our ass kicked in the second half. It sucked. It stunk. Cuz they just blocked better, were more tougher, more physical, coached better, did everything better. We sucked."

and..........."We've thrown [five] interceptions returned for touchdowns. That might be a league record. And we've still got six games left, so there's no telling how many we'll have. I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to play like that... Horrible. Just horrible. Horrible.

Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game."
 
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Then there's Lee Elia back with the cubs in the 80's...... "F--- those f---in' fans who come out here and say they're Cub fans that are supposed to be behind you rippin' every f---ing thing you do. I'll tell you one f---ing thing, I hope we get f---ing hotter than s---, just to stuff it up them 3,000 f---ing people that show up every f---ing day, because if they're the real Chicago f---ing fans, they can kiss my f---ing a-- right downtown and PRINT IT."
 
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Or how about the Knights 'game face' conf. among others


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And a couple from tommy lasorda.....
"What's my opinion of Kingman's performance!? What the **** do you think is my opinion of it? I think it was ****ING HORSESHIT. Put that in, I don't ****ing care. Opinion of his performance!!? Jesus Christ, he beat us with three ****ing home runs! What the **** do you mean, 'What is my opinion of his performance?' How could you ask me a question like that, 'What is my opinion of his performance?' Shit, he hit three home runs! ****. I'm ****ing pissed off to lose the ****ing game. And you ask me my opinion of his performance! Shit. That's a tough question to ask me, isn't it? 'What is my opinion of his performance?'" :scared :scared

"[Kurt] Bevacqua couldn't hit water if he fell out of a ****ing boat. And I guaran-****ing-tee you this, when I pitched and I was gonna pitch against a ****ing team that had guys on it like Bevacqua, I'd send a ****ing limosine to get the ****er to make sure he was in the mother****ing lineup because I'd kick that ****er's ass any ****ing day of the week. He's a ****ing mother****ing bigmouth, I'll tell you that."
 
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Taximike said:
Mora had a couple of em......... "We couldn't do diddley-poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We didn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked. We sucked. It was a horsesass performance in the second half. Horsesass. I'm totally embarrassed, and I'm totally ashamed. We got our ass kicked in the second half. It sucked. It stunk. Cuz they just blocked better, were more tougher, more physical, coached better, did everything better. We sucked."

and..........."We've thrown [five] interceptions returned for touchdowns. That might be a league record. And we've still got six games left, so there's no telling how many we'll have. I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to play like that... Horrible. Just horrible. Horrible.

Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game."
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Mora, ranting about you just dont know. you dont know, you just dont know. freakin priceless.
 
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The most memorable press conference for me of my life is when PA state treasurer Bud Dwyer blew his brains out right on live TV.

The inspiration for the Filter song 'Hey Man, Nice Shot'
 
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