Real excusses used at work.....

[Jawz]

The last time he was in huber he blew 2 positive breathilizers on 2 different days.

He can't keep his lips away from the bottle........

It's really sad, he has a huge problem and dosn't think it's affecting his life............

 

[Another Steve]

Had an employee call in and tell me she couldn't come to work because her springler system came on and she couldn't get out of the Garage due to a icey driveway. So at 9:00 when the sun came out she said her driveway is in the shade. Texas and ice, one day a year and it wasn't this day.

Real Winner

 

[SixFive]

<taking notes>

Some of those are brilliant. Of course I am sitting in my office, with a coworker thinking up ways to inconspicuously disappear for a few hours, or cause the office to lose electric power.

I mean it IS Monday. That itself is a reason to call in sick.

Monday is the most common day for call ins at my job and nationally.

 

[Jake DeNiro]

I once went home sick....told the boss "you make me sick"....that was during my :drinky: ing days... :walk:

 

[ScreaminPain]

"I have vision sickness and I can't see myself coming to work today."

Funny... :142smilie :mj07: :142smilie

 

[Skins1080]

These are some of the best
2. My girlfriend poked herself in the eye....Employee 2

5. My cat is puking all over the house..Employee 1

3. My alarm didn't go off.....Employee 2(called in 5.5 hours late)

14. I have no idea where I am......Employee 2

18. My insides are messed up.....Employee 1

19. I have muck butt....Employee 1

23. My sister hit a turkey on her way to work and I need to help her...Employee 2

these are my favs