Eddie Haskell kidnapped in Middle East

[THE KOD]

It has been reported that our own Eddie Haskell
was on a humanitarian flight to Istanbul when the 747 plane was hijacked.

Eddie has been taken hostage by the Mujahideen.
He is in a hotel room and luckily has his lap top with him. When his captors leave him alone he connects and is able to send messages from the hotel.

I know most of you know Eddie as a somewhat cynical lawyer type who don't deserve any help from us whatsoever, but stop and think if it was you.

 

[THE KOD]

.....................................................

hey fellows I mean friends.

I know I may have said some things in the past but lets forget all that. My life is on the line here.

I can only access the internet line for short periods of time. Not sure what these kidnappers want yet but if its money, I know madjackers will back me up.

got to go

 

[THE KOD]

Most of us have figured out, with your guidance, that the people blowing up planes are brown skinned and not little old lady with dentures as Dr. Freeze as pointed out. So we can narrow our future searches for such perpetrators to arabs since so many of us love to push the profiling button. Push away boys.

Oh shit I think I here them coming now.

 

[THE KOD]

To all madjackers. we have the one you call
eddie haskell

 

[SixFive]

Eddie can kiss my lilly white ass, but I mean that in a nice sort of way. :com: Also, I have been informed he was not on the plane for humanitarian reasons (humanitarian, Eddie?? I think not), but that he had just viewed "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe", and he was looking to purchase Turkish delights in a wholesale fashion.

 

[THE KOD]

Here is how it happened.

After a short drive we switched cars, and I cowered, motionless in the strange, new back seat. Soon I realized that there were children next to me, and men in the front seat.

A cassette blared a recitation of the Koran and every few minutes the nervous men would mutter "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar," as we drove through the darkness.

Then one of them said in Arabic, "What are you? What are you?"

A tiny voice next to me replied, "I'm a Mujahid," a holy warrior.

It was a boy -- I'd learn that his name was Ismael, and he was 6 years old. Just a child, already indoctrinated.

I stammered out ... Is that you Beaver ?

 

[THE KOD]

Before you right wing wack pond scum dildo's get aneurisms again, I'm not defending radical fundamentalist islam. I'm condeming, which as usual is falling on deaf ears, radicalism in all its forms and promoting education and understanding.

 

[THE KOD]

What did you say american zionist pig

 

[THE KOD]

nothing Sir, I was just noticing how that headwrap was very becoming on you

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Saddam and Ramsey Clark will bail him out

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Scott, Clint, Wayne,

Thank you for your concern, but I am not a captive in the Middle East but rather in conservative southern Ohio. I will continue to post truth and justice on these boards no matter how loud the voices of tyranny try to silence me.

(Please hum America the Beautiful as I continue)

While many who post on these boards here utilize catch phrases such as "freedom", "God", "America" to mask their true intentions of wrestling power from the people of the United States of America and laying it in the hands of the corporate power brokers, and in doing so, have blinded the NASCAR, country-music masses to their evildoing ways, I, and I alone shall be the shining beacon in the night, leading the rightious through the stormy waters of mass brainwashingggggggggggggggg

(Eddies right wing paralegal snatches keyboard from him and continuously bashes him over the head knocking him senseless.)

 

[Handi Capper]

Scott, Clint, Wayne,

Thank you for your concern, but I am not a captive in the Middle East but rather in conservative southern Ohio. I will continue to post truth and justice on these boards no matter how loud the voices of tyranny try to silence me.

(Please hum America the Beautiful as I continue)

While many who post on these boards here utilize catch phrases such as "freedom", "God", "America" to mask their true intentions of wrestling power from the people of the United States of America and laying it in the hands of the corporate power brokers, and in doing so, have blinded the NASCAR, country-music masses to their evildoing ways, I, and I alone shall be the shining beacon in the night, leading the rightious through the stormy waters of mass brainwashingggggggggggggggg

(Eddies right wing paralegal snatches keyboard from him and continuously bashes him over the head knocking him senseless.)

you sound like Bill Cunningham

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Handicapper:

You are a great American.

Eddie

 

[ctownguy]

Scott, Clint, Wayne,

(Eddies right wing paralegal snatches keyboard from him and continuously bashes him over the head knocking him senseless.)

Yea baby give that person a raise. :mj07: :142smilie

 

[THE KOD]

Lies - We have the one you call Eddie Haskell , if you want him, you need ransom pay.

 

[THE KOD]

I know where Eddie is. For a snickers bar I will take you to him.

"I'm a Mujahid

I am a holy warrier

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

I sincerely hope Edward is rescued but in process don't think we should question any Muslims --as that would be profiling--

--and if any terrorist is captured with info leading to Edwards rescue--make sure he has his rights read and is offered council before questioning.

--and last but not least--since his true love Cindy Sheehan is also making journey over there if they turn out to be co-captures and sharing same cell we expext full report in "muff or no muff" thread apon Edwards return.

 

[Chadman]

I was looking for the poll option to send Eddie a pizza, but I could not find it. Must now reconsider options.

 

[THE KOD]

Not Eddie, not my Eddie Haskell
a political patriot. First my son now .....

 

[AR182]

Not Eddie, not my Eddie Haskell
a political patriot. First my son now .....

scott..

that's funny !!