KOD decides to call into the bowls of Sanford Stadium and get Stafford on the phone for a few.
Maybe if I can get Stafford pissed enough it will affect his game with UAB. At least its worth a shot.
Ring Ring.
Hello this is Sanford Stadium Administration, how may I help you ?
KOD - Yeh this is KOD I need to talk to H Stafford.
I am sorry sir we do not have a H Stafford listed.
KOD - Oh yeh Hershcel Stafford , put me through to him.
Oh yes I will put you through.
H Stafford - Hello
KOD - Yeh KOD here Stafford whats up on Saturday with the big game with UAB . Are you pumped for it ?
H Stafford - No actually I have had a touch of the flu.
KOD - really how bad do you feel.
There is this guy named Sun Tsu that was very upset you left Texas.
H Stafford - No I said I had tha flu and its not fun.
H Stafford - I feel like I got to hurl right now.
KOD - Waits 20 minutes as a pale H Stafford comes back.
H Stafford - OK I feel better now.
KOD - So you going to win this game or not .
H Stafford - Oh we are going to win the game, I can guarantee that much.
Did you hear about the freshman home stadium
disasters of the past.
H Stafford - I am sure I will make mistakes, but
I will keep them to a minimum.
KOD - Dont you think you will make a few of them rookie mistakes like throwing behind runners and 3 or 4 interceptions.
H Stafford - who are you again ?
How does it feel to step into the shoes of Herschel Stafford
H Stafford - If you say that again .... I will .....
ahhhh ..... aahhhhhhhh
Click
I think it worked
Go Blazers
Maybe if I can get Stafford pissed enough it will affect his game with UAB. At least its worth a shot.
Ring Ring.
Hello this is Sanford Stadium Administration, how may I help you ?
KOD - Yeh this is KOD I need to talk to H Stafford.
I am sorry sir we do not have a H Stafford listed.
KOD - Oh yeh Hershcel Stafford , put me through to him.
Oh yes I will put you through.
H Stafford - Hello
KOD - Yeh KOD here Stafford whats up on Saturday with the big game with UAB . Are you pumped for it ?
H Stafford - No actually I have had a touch of the flu.
KOD - really how bad do you feel.
There is this guy named Sun Tsu that was very upset you left Texas.
H Stafford - No I said I had tha flu and its not fun.
H Stafford - I feel like I got to hurl right now.
KOD - Waits 20 minutes as a pale H Stafford comes back.
H Stafford - OK I feel better now.
KOD - So you going to win this game or not .
H Stafford - Oh we are going to win the game, I can guarantee that much.
Did you hear about the freshman home stadium
disasters of the past.
H Stafford - I am sure I will make mistakes, but
I will keep them to a minimum.
KOD - Dont you think you will make a few of them rookie mistakes like throwing behind runners and 3 or 4 interceptions.
H Stafford - who are you again ?
How does it feel to step into the shoes of Herschel Stafford
H Stafford - If you say that again .... I will .....
ahhhh ..... aahhhhhhhh
Click
I think it worked
Go Blazers
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