Just got back from the chiropractor

[Simply In The Red]

I would be the one in the corner whimpering like schoolgirl...........Hope the ass feels better, things are hard to predict.
I pulled a muscle the other night with this ole gal trying to throw my leg up on the kitchen table. I got the damn thing up there and proceeded to go about my business and apparently some of the barbeque sauce had spilled over by the butter dish and when I went to give a little push off.........foot friggin slipped sending the green beans to the floor in a buttery heap and 220 lbs bearing down on 109 lbs in a friggin hurry. Drove her chin right into the table and then to the floor..............was terrible. I was looking forward to eating those beans too.

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[DR STRANGELOVE]

I am glad to report that all pain is gone as of 2:11am, it just vanished, no complaints by me.
hopefully it stays away.
Cris, you are too funny!

 

[fatdaddycool]

I am glad to report that all pain is gone as of 2:11am, it just vanished, no complaints by me.
hopefully it stays away.
Cris, you are too funny!

Anthony,
I wish thats all I was. Right now the woman is on the DL because shes pissed off at me because apparently I knocked her cap loose so the Dentist has to redo so now she has a chipped tooth to show off until the replacement arrives and can be put in place. Now she is talking with a slight lisp because of the cracked tooth so I simply asked her for a "whim" job............you know...............to lighten the mood a bit...................the only thing that little gem lightened was the couch she jumped up off of and stormed out the door. Frigging ole bags can't take a joke I swear.